His first appearance on the Podcast was on TalkRadar 15. Despite his long and famous on TalkRadar, Duke Lombardi has only reviewed 4 games for GamesRadar, which are Animal Crossing (TalkRadar 15), Nintendogs (TalkRadar 18), Wii Music (TalkRadar 24), and Just Dance (TalkRadar 100).
Facts about The Duke
- Has a Brooklyn accent, despite being from Chicago
- Was a chocoholic for a month
- Wears glass pants
- His rating system is based on a arbitrary number of hats or heads, but he can (and will) exceed his own maximum rating of 5 and give out, for example, an 8 out of 5 smiles
- His theme music is Gerry Rafferty's "Baker Street", recorded in 1978
- He sweats profusely, so he has a towel for dabbing.
- He might have had his nose handed to him by Brett
- His favorite game is "fuggin' Anemal Crawsing"
- Has several chins
- Is Doug Lombardi's long lost (read: didn't know he existed) brother
- Had a real dog named Eisenhower that died, and a virtual dog in Nintendogs named Sh!tforbrains, which also died.
- Cannot own pets in Chicago until 2015 because of an asshole of a judge for some court case in the past. Apparently, Duke (somehow) accidentally managed to cook and eat Eisenhower, or some nonsense along those lines.
- Considers Islam the best religion.
- Christianity makes his tummy hurt.
- Wants you to pray to Allah, douchebag!
- Had a divorce around the time of reviewing Nintendogs
- Made Shigeru Miyamoto his daughter's Godfather
- Has a disability for extreme obesity
- His junk has managed to repeatedly recover from the "shreddening" it goes through every time his glass pants break
- Did a few unclear "favors" for the mafia
- His father lives in a retirement home, and is practically a walking corpse
- Gave Just Dance 12 and 17 hats out of 17
- Is revealed in TalkRadar 107 that he is in fact, voiced by Stan Lee
- Oh my god. Remember that one month I was a chocoholic. That was the worst point of my life. [13:47-13:52] Episode 13
Christmas Special '08
- You don't convert cranberry sauce to shit. It gets turned into urination
- Animal Crossing, it's not meant to drive a DeLorean through.
- I give it 19 out of 14 hats.
Artist Depictions of Duke Lombardi
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