Date: July 13th, 2008
Special Guest(s): None
Intro: Donkey Kong Fistful of Quarters
Quote of the week: "Sephiroth would look like a silly goose in zero grav."
Closing Words: Chris Antista "Peace, everybody"
Closing Song: Kids in the Hall Theme Song
- 7 out of 10 Week
- Top 7 Lazy character cliches
- Boring Masked Heroes
- The 100 Lamest Game-Industry Cliches
- Shit games that managed to get a 7/10
- Midnight Club: Los Angeles
- Charlie Barrett's first mention on Gabriel Knight. Hosts get bored right away and groan. [10:10]
- Shane Patterson first mentioned as a sexual deviant at 38:50 (censored).
- The Sonic molestation PSA first appeared during the first break.
- Chris Antista's hippie impersonation started.
- Brett Elston specifically praised Twishart for Mega Man music mix contest on Warhead Mega Man music he created that was played at the end of first break.
- Navi was spammed a lot
- Brett hates David Bowie's Changes.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Chris Antista:
- Tries to make a joke about the Amish. Calls them beardhumpers, which Mikel Raparaz's response is beardhumpers? (Mikel has a beard.)
- "Seven is lucky, fourteen is consenting in Kentucky."
- Yes, it's seven of the top things.
- Gaming's greatest cockteases.
- Don't you ever blank a black man's blank.
- We probably don't have Amish readers.
- We have to give them content by horse carriage once a month.
- The Amish are the only people we can offend, and they won't be mad at us.
- It's called olde english because they haven't invented anything new. They speak in cliches.
- Shit is a more compelling feces.
- Next week, Brett Elston is doing jack shit, so I'm going after his job.
- Brett Elston:
- "I heard that site only posts boob features. HUUUURRRR!" [3:45-3:48]
- First mention of hating "Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes".
- "So fast, ya tits will shoot out ya back." [31:12]
- We do a Top 7.
- Watch The State, kids.
- Where's the vibrator you're supposed to cram up your butt?
- Mikel Reparaz:
- Baby suicides
- Don't talk over me you fucker. [2:12]
- I, as a fictitious reviewer, have no balls.
- I traded Contra III for Bubsy, and it is one of the worst decisions in my life.
- So fast, your penis will recede in your body.
- I'm a raging mysogynist that hates women that tag along with me in videogames.
- Chris: "It took him two years to whittle the list down to seven."
- Mikel: "I originally started with all."
- Charlie Barratt
- By default, some games are good, some games are bad, and some games are mediocre.
Link: Episode 11