Episode 114

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Date: August 13th, 2010

Length: 2:54:30

Hosts: Chris, Brett, and Mikel.

Special Guest(s): 4Thirty5 Michael T. Eastham, Mikel's friend

Intro: They Live: Chew bubblegum and kick ass scene.

Closing Words: "OWWWW!" - Chris Antista

Closing Song: F-Zero GX - Captain Falcon Theme

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Content Covered

• Top 7 Fastest Games

• Brett Elston's fire alarm and carbon monoxide story.
• Really strong beer.
• The podcast is ready, ready for some football!

Notable Facts

• For the last time... Arc Rise Fantasia is fantastic.
• Game Deals done in Morning Radio DJ's voice
• Reparaz and 435 known each other since 1997

Funny Stories and Quotes

• Chris Antista
  • Babies are displayed as severed limbs on Kinect.
  • Fuck Babies!
  • There's only one game I played with my mother. Sex.
  • "Thank you, Arc Rise Fantasia, for sponsoring this fucking horseshit."
  • That is twice the rape.
  • Please be of age or know a hobo. Oskar Blues.
  • How to proposition a 12 year old listener.
  • @Brett be nice to mentally challenged people.
    • Brett "They may save you from Quicksand."
  • It's Direrreha County.
  • There is a light at the end of the rectum.
  • We're constantly on Nolan North watch.
  • Congratulations Agent, you hit a baby with a rocket launcher.
  • Look for me and Mike at PAX, we'll be beating kids up with new laptops.
  • Chris Antista the mother of my child.
  • Virtua Racer is driving in a cardboard box.
    • Brett "With octagonal wheels."

• Brett Elston
  • A joke about myself losing a fake car in a game I stoled from me! (Mafia II)
  • Who runs for mayor in Direrreha city?
  • F-Zero GX has some of the worst character profiles. They rendered Captain Falcon in such a way he looked fully retarded.
  • Watch portable TV on a Game Gear is amazing.

• Mikel Reparaz
  • Ho ass shit in da mothafuckin house!
  • Half price reduction for fuck is a terrible band name.
  • @435 How dare you come into our house and insult us.
  • We've been pushing uncensored fucks.
  • "Ants smoke if you teach them with tiny cigarettes. Target the pupae."
  • "Is he protesting or calling attention to an ass?"
  • Hell of a city council up in Dierreha city.
  • Sonic vs. Street Fighter in the Olympic Games. Cmon.
  • For Sonic Unleashed they should have made Dhalsim Sonic for fan service.
  • Comic Sans fans are unpleasable.
• 435
  • When my girlfriend broke up with me I took the Xbox she took the PS2.
    • Brett "Did you at least manage to visit your PS2 once a week?"

Question of the Week: What's your favorite sports game?

• Chris Antista - Blades of Steel
• Brett Elston - Mutant League Football
• Mikel Reparaz - MLB 2001 Dreamcast
• 435 - Arnold Palmer Golf Genesis

Link: Episode 114

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