Date: September 3rd, 2010
Closing Words: Chris: I love it; something bad made into something good. Mikel: Yeah.
Closing Song: Zelda CD-i Remix
- Top 7 Best Nintendo games not made by Nintendo
- Metroid: Other M Review
- Ace Combat: Joint Assault Review
- 2nd Annual TalkRadar Fan Awards:
- Plenty of BLAM! jokes...BLAM!
- Plenty of Hanna-Barbera sound effects!
- Brett Elston hates Dead Rising, Chris disagrees and Henry sides with Brett
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Chris Antista
- You just boarded a crowded train to BLAMSCHWITZ!
- Don't get hit in the head too many times or you'll end up like Muhammad Ali with ParkinBLAM's disease, BLAM!
- Chris talks about the "Triforced Entry" YouTube video, and thinks he is a homophobe.
- TalkRadar is a show about lessons.
- GamesRadar is the place to go to see action figures fucking.
- Action figures fucking is all I'm saying.
- Who are you? Dragon Quest embargo spoilers?
- Smoking isn't routine. It's a break from routine.
- Paging Dr. BLAMEINSTEIN! He's Jewish! BLAM!
- Dick Dastardly. That will be my porn name.
- I'm sorry for saying you need fingers like petrified baby dicks, and I don't know why everyone is calling me out for that.
- The act and the description of Mikel and I fucking each other, like, didn't bother me for a second, but the cooing and the implication of looking longingly and the passionate kisses.
- (Mikel) He's earned that. He's Senior Editor.
- Brett Elston
- Mario finally gets to team up with his archnemesis BLAMSER!
- They played Helix Nebula, and I jumped the fuck around.
- Ace Combat on PSP looks worse and plays worse.
- They [Blam] treat all these old Disney characters like, "Who the fuck is this guy [Donald Duck]? Who does this guy think he is?"
- Pokemon didn't create a game, it created an industry to itself.
- Nintendo won't do a Pokemon MMO they are 10 years behind what is an internet.
- My friend buying Ninja Turtles at a toy store when it was going out of business: "They were three for ten dollars!" Brett: "Oh so which three did you get?" His friend: "Nine!"
- Mikel Reparaz
- Only fancy fat fucking rednecks who hold tea cups with their pinkies extended!
- Redneck voice:
- IT IS MOST DELICIOUS!
- OH! I DROPPED MY DOILY!
- Some guy inserted a camcorder in his urethra at high speed, blam.
- Piston Honda, I'm gonna make him think another BLAM hit BLAMASAKI!
- Henry Gilbert
- Yoda Impression
- More like EggBLAM!
Question of the Week: What's your favorite concert experience?
- Chris: John Henry
- Brett: PAX 2007 and States
- Mikel: Lolapoloza '96/'97 (he doesn't remember the exact year)
- Henry: They Might Be Giants
Link: Episode 117