Date: November 19th, 2010
Special Guest(s): none
Closing Words: Chris:If Limp Bizkit had spoken the good words, the truth, then that's what this would sound like.
Closing Song: Sonic Colors intro
- The Top 7... Games with mega plot twists you never saw coming
- Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Review
- The Sly Collection Review
- Mario vs Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem Review
- Donkey Kong Country Returns Review
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Holy Shit! It's been 12 minutes and we haven't done anything.
- Hey girl. Go home and play with ya tits.
- Kill someone in real life and get a soundtack.
- No TalkRadar Quotes, slowdown 2x, do not @reply all these people or I will report you to my friends on twitter.
- Before Pro Street was Cholo Central Neon Battle Kits.
- Gran Turismo 5. (Perfect Racing game) Like selling your soul to Satan.
- "You know what I want the perfect racing game.
- All the lighting effects are perfect.
- But ehh, umm. But why? The E-Break is fully accurate. Is it not what you wished for?
- Driver SF looks like it was developed by Law & Order.
- "ESRB FUCK THEM. We can't show a M rated trailer to people under 17? FUCK THEM.
- If you had Nolan North narrate America's Home Funniest Videos, that's what Sonic sounds like.
- Kill someone in real life to get a soundtrack.
- If you have something to say, come out here and fight me. Journalism.
- WASH DISHES, CHANGE CLOTHES, GO TO WORK. THE SIMS.
- Mikel has a hatred of other peoples urine.
- I've been flicking boogers in your hair.
- Mikel has a weird hatred of other people's urine.
- Jackass 3D. Biggest waste and best use of 3D.
- Hello Kitty Pom Pom Fist Fuck.
- Lizzie I don't think you can get laid with all that videogame memorabilia.
- Brett "I don't think it works the other way around."
- "You're 3 pixelated dicks in one."
- I have a Lost Planet tattoo on my upper thigh.
- Lizzie "Oh god, that's a lot of hair.
- When Brain Academy is the second favorite game to Solitaire. You don't deserve a voice
- When I fuck a blow up doll. I go all out. I don't fill it with air. You fill it with warm water.
- I know how to masturbate. I've been masturbating for the last 29 years. I've done exhibition jerks.
- Flick her baby carrots I don't know. (lizzie)
- When you superman a ho, you jerk off on her back, and you use your semen as an adhesive and throw the sheet over her so it acts like a cape.
- (old high school girlfriend) The other time she had sex she had babies. That's how you can tell she's bad at it.
- Let's turn our dicks inside out and present game deals.
- I can't distinguish that from my erection.
- (6:55) "Congratulations, you've found a use for VHS tapes."
- (12:13) [as resurrected Optimus Prime] "Enough children clapped very very loudly, and brought me back!"
- MW3 will started with Soap and Price cryogenically thawed, fully pardoned, and given superpowers.
- Maybe he only thinks kids deserve to die.
- He invades a rich man's house and shoots everybody. You have a chance to leave the man alive, and he never calls the cops.
- It KOTOR you find out you are Space Hitler.
- When are racing games going to get sticky cover? When will they catch up to the shooters.
- It's supposedly made up by 8th graders. They are excellent ways not to get laid.
- I imagine dicks running around with chicken legs.
- (Andrew Ryan) I'm not Walt Disney.
- (Antista) gave me 29 copies of Forrest Gump.
- Roach and Ghost? They are GI Joes (MW2)
- '(22:13)' [regarding Silent Hill: Shattered Memories] "...Only takes about 7 hours! Probably could get it for like 10 dollars!"
- Heavy Rain "I wouldn't play it that way, If I knew that I was a murderer.
- Heavy Rain is like Saw made as a USA movie,
- The company that made Geometry Wars is going to be around for a long time.
- I only take soy dicks.
- I'm Asian. Filipino to be exact.
- Chris Antista - I thought you were ten.
- Is it when they're fucking you in the ass they punch you in the back of the head?
- Chris Antista - When does that get fun?
Question of the Week: Question 128: What’s your favorite retail game packaging?
- Chris: Grand Theft Auto 4, Bump 'n Jump
- Brett: Original (golden) Legend of Zelda box
- Mikel: Super Metroid
- Hank: Super Mario Bros. 3
- Lizzie: Halo 3 Legendary Edition
Link: Episode 128