Date: February 4th, 2011
Special Guest(s): Gary Steinman
Intro: 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Closing Words: Tyler: "Oh god."
Closing Song: Kenny Loggins - "Nobody's Fool"
- The Top 7... Games That Make Us Feel Like Geniuses
- Killzone 3 Super Review
- Bill O'Reilly Says Mars Has No Moons... Then Where Does Doom Take Place???
- Bulletstorm Call of Duty spoof "Duty Calls"
- TDard Saturday ad played
- Fake Bulletstorm interview in 2nd break
- First plug of The Glowing Stars
- Bionic Commando movie commentary with the bionic arm
- Jason Stathum drops by the studio during new release segment.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Stop when you're at fourth.
- You can't see me but I'm inside you Brett.
- You just stepped into the Killzone.
- Michael Grimm's mother is getting married to a drunken stupor.
- "I have an Auschwitz in my pants."
- Lizzie, why do you always come in drunk?
- Looking on imdb, Killzone is nothing but straight to VHS movies.
- Everything in a 5 miles radius is in a killzone of Jason Statham.
- I can't go to Micronesia, I'll take another island with me.
- I swam across the Atlantic to stab my mom in the dark with a harpoon because I'm Jason Statham.
- I was a bit confused but someone had to die.
- You can fight Mikel a new contest at GamesRadar.
- New Egg has Halo Reach for $29.99 what a ripoff.
- Do they ever say Killzone? Man I'm so tired of this killzone. They should change the name. It's not helping them.
- I was not aware of a Ayn Rand Bioshock walkthrough.
- I just read a book. Doesn't that mean anything to everybody?
- 4 to 5 years of my life intentionally trying to make other people feel stupid because I read something they haven't. That was me in my mid 20's.
- Everything in a five mile radius is a Killzone for Jason Stathum
- "If FarmVille is so good, why wasn't it featured in 'The Social Network'?"
- Linux wins the console war.
- Lizzie you are fucked up.
- If I bleached my asshole at the Castro, it would sell very well like the Wii.
- Linus Open Source all the way!
- I know I can fix the world by using objectivism.
- Kill Effect 3 Mass Resistance.
- Brett "Don't drag Mass Effect into this."
- I'm waiting for Bolo Rearmed.
- (Tomb Raider) All I remember is finding my way in a corner to see ass triangles.
- I feel like a genius because I'm always one.
- Professor Layton is a dickhead. He's sitting in the front row with his top hat on.
- 22:00 (Wal-Mart) Sad checkout story.
- Killzone sounds like a game made up on a TV show.
- The only thing that sounds more ridiculous than Killzone is Killzone 3.
- Who pays the rainbow bill for rainbows?
- Chris "Clearly god and leprechauns."
- Majora's Mask. Who put the moon there?
- They work at Wal-Mart. They see the worst examples of humanity day in and day out.
- Killzone 3 is a ultra macho game where you are in a zone and you kill guys.
- That guy is perpetuating a culture of dickwolves.
- (After Chris says, 'Would you prefer the traditional rimshot?') Oh, I heard those were gross.
- Oh shit I just had a baby right now.
- Bitch make me a sandwich.
- It's not like the cat and moustache in Gabriel 3.
Question of the Week: What game made you feel like a genius?
- No answers given.
Link: Episode 137