Date: August 15th, 2008
Special Guest(s): None
Intro: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Quote of the week: "PERCH! FROG! FIGHT!"
Closing Words: Chris Antista "Before we go." Vomit noise
Closing Song: Kingdom Hearts 2 Utada Hikaru - Sanctuary
- Top 7 New games that you already played
- MUDs explained at 8:00
- Godfather II Yacht Ride and a $200 Cristal taste test:
- Mikel Reparaz: "Drink this shit out of paper fuckin' cups, yo!" "Smells like a small dog pissed on a bucket of popcorn."
- Chris Antista: "I've tasted better monkey piss."
- Shane Patterson: "Spiked piss."
- Brett Elston: "Easter Egg diarrhea."
- Mega Man 9 Achievements leaked
- What does your online handle mean? (Reused in TalkRadar 81)
- Shane Patterson: Paperthin, because he runs cross-country and track. First online name was Sho' Nuff.
- Mikel Raparez: EvilNinja due to a Moby CD.
- Brett Elston: Perch, due to an anecdote about biology class. (PERCH! FROG! FIGHT!)
- Charlie Barratt: Grinand because his teacher called him "Charlie Grinand Barratt". (Hahahah get it?! IT'S A PUN!)
- Chris Antista: Extreme Pison due to his Counterstrike Clan puns of race and other stuff
- What games should get the Mega Man 9 treatment?
- First time Charlie Barratt and Chris Antista mentioned "butt-babies". [54:00]
- Problems go away when Chris Antista drinks [23:15]
- Mikel Reparaz played the original Godfather seven times on all four systems.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Chris Antista
- "It's so fucking hot, I can smell my own balls."
- "Kids guess I'm encouraging drinking, but when I drink the problems go away. I can now understand why 2 and a Half Men is funny."
- "Shane and I had sex back behind a dumpster." [26:55]
- "Up with down syndrome."
- "Braid is the Japanese version of Blade."
- "I don't want to heap a Dan Amrich amount of shit on Space Giraffe."
- Final Fantasy X "Aquatic Fuckball"
- "I don't want to role for initiative or fucking cannolis. [37:34-37:37]
- "I want games to star more retarded people" [1:01:00]
- "Fuck yachts in their yachting fucking asses."
- "There's an easy poon store."
- "When I talk to a woman I speak straight to her prostate."
- "I'm just saying there needs to be a game that stars a retarded person."
- "I was in an online gang since I don't want to use the word clan."
- "How can you hate a mental?"
- Mikel Reparaz, Chris Antista and Shane Patterson imitating Brett Elston [28:05-28:34]
- Mikel Reparaz
- towards Chris "If we go into break and I find out you played that Doug Friser song, I will punch you in the dick."
- "STFU!" [1:03:49-50]
- "Barley? More like Barley Fuck you."
- "You're being attack by Mancotti role for cannolis."
- "Look at the menacing plate of pasta."
- "There's an A and a B, and a start and a select how am I suppose to play this?"
- "You will get us all fired."
- Brett Elston"
- You should get that checked out when you become a dumbass."
- Charlie Barratt
- "Portal is a fun game, but not religiously."
- Shane Patterson
- "Bullshit! Try to get laid with that card."
- "I'm Charlie Barratt: I make really lame gay jokes."
Link: Episode 14