Date: March 18, 2011
Special Guest(s): None
Intro: Flight Of The Navigator
Closing Words: Chris: "Bye."
Closing Song: Your Favorite Martian - Club Villain
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Don't call me burpface
- Ted Rossi told me "I can get you coke man." No no no no no no no no no no no. Yes.
- Homefront, the 3rd tier of Corporate logos.
- It's NOS Mikel.
- I'm not a fan of the modern shooter genre. I don't care anymore.
- Fuck giant bugs. Just giant bugs. (Eath Defense Force)
- I was in gymnastics I went through puberty the same time. I got my dick in my own mouth in my grandmother's shower. It hurts so bad, it was one of the most uncomfortable things trying to blow myself standing up ibn my grandmothers shower. I was stretching and doing caliestenics everyday. Probably like 12 or 13. Huge hairless dick. It was great.
- I'm not fucking the axe wound on her face yet.
- I will get to the bottom of this, even if this the bottom.
- If you can see this your cum isn't black.
- No Jesus, no dicks, no Hitler, no Japanese earthquake jokes.
- Mikel: "And no Hitler dicks shaped like Jesus."
- Fuck THQ and the people who work there.
- It's a dick and not a snorkel.
- Why do I make everyone feel miserable except speaking into the microphone.
- I'm a poor excuse for whatever I am.
- Everybody, go to every PAX
- Our stupid lists are the best stupid lists on the internet,
- I had a fucking dream last nightthat I was jerking off in a car openly in front of other people. Man I hope no one notices. I remember falling asleep in the car. It was in a Corolla.
- In Okamiden you play as a female dog... God.
- The D-Pad is not meant for 3D games! IT SUCKS AND I HATE IT!
- What's a Chrissyparaz?
- They get bullets full of dysentary. (WWI)
- I want to have sex with a dragon.
- "Ah, this fucking armoire!"
- Mikel: "Yeah, fuck the armoire!"
- Brett: "The armoire is his wife!"
- They couldn't get corporate sponsors like Best Buy.
- Where at the state with this with world war 2 games 5 to 6 years ago.
- What's the proper protocol for fucking a corpse?
- The Top 7 if in this top 7 is this Top 7.
- Wii controllers do not have foreskins.
Question of the Week: What is your favourite GamesRadar feature
- Brett: Every 8-bit Mega Man Boss stage; Console cameos in videogames; A Brief history of colored game cartridges
- Chris: Nintendo: Banned in the USA
- Mikel: No answer
Link: Episode 143