Date: July 15, 2011
Special Guest(s): Andy Bauman
Intro: Jurassic Park
Closing Words: Chris: "Ha, bye."
Closing Song: Gremlins
- A Link to the Past reimagined as a 242-card Magic: The Gathering expansion
- 3DS Virtual Console reviews
- LA Noire REEFER MADNESS 32:20-39:40
- Dead Island MOVIE!? TEASER? 53:20-55:30
- First official appearance of Andy Bauman
- Brett created a song to coincide with the Jurrassic Park theme (Ryu Vs M.Bison related)
- The end of the podcast was eaten by evil technology
- Cave Man Gamer, CaveNomi, worked on titles like Rockvania.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- “I told a girl I had Aids one time” 1:16:00-1:20:50
- What is wrong with TalkRadar 1:24:00-1:48:50
- Back when he was white and alright (Andy in the 90s)
- (Fallout: New Vegas) I exercise my choice to turn off a game that broke on me 2 times in the first couple of minutes while being BORING
- Andy: That’s part of the charm man
- Brett: Dude, Obsidian stayed up all night putting those bugs in
- (Nintendo Chewies) Take away the fake fruit flavor and it’s just the smell of a condom
- Brett: That’s not a smell I want in my nose!
- Mikel: why would you want to protect yourself? That’s horrible
- That's Jerk-worthy
- It’s not up to the Re-bar-raz
- (Shadows of the Damned) Why are you riding a chandelier? Why? Shut the fuck up with why? The whole morale of the game was shut up don’t ask just fucking enjoy it.
- (To Chris) Do you have anything else to talk about that’s not your wiener?
- Chris: NO, it’s so unattended too.
- Mikel: They make Prostitutes for that.
- (On Playstation Move) Throw it on the ground and stomp on it. There, it’s improved
- I’m horrified every time I see myself on screen, who the fuck is that fat goliath.
- (On being shown Journey at E3) The show was coming apart, It was like Metroid at the end when everything is exploding.
- Brett: Her name is Samus, Mikel…
- Dude most of the shitheads on Youtube talk over their game videos. Any Let’s Play video thing is like “How you doing Youtube? I’m sorry it’s been so long since I posted last time but today we’re going to talk about Sesame Street 1-2-3.”
Just go to the Bart Station on 16th and mission there’s some chick out there spraying herself with Perfume, if you want to fuck a white chick.
(On complaints of TDar)I hope the first one isn’t about not having enough dicks in here.
QTOW NONE due to podcast F-Ups 1:48:50-END