Date: September 16, 2011
Special Guest(s): None
Intro: Gears of War 3
Closing Words: Chris: "Bye everybody; Thanks Charlie."
Closing Song: Plants Vs. Zombies - Crazy Dave's Rap
- The Top 7... historically inaccurate historical games
- Gears of War 3
- Tokyo Game Show 2011
- This is the first episode to feature Hollander Cooper.
- First name Jonathon but too many Jon Coopers.
- The Top 7 segment reuses sound effects from two different Top 7 segments: Awful Fake Accents (Talkradar 130) and Historical People Defamed by Games (Talkradar 104), all also written by Mikel Reparaz.
- Most half-assed jokes per host, peraphrased examples:
- "A 3DS in Pink Myst, spelled with a "y".
- "You mean like that game from Cyan?"
- "Are you making a color joke?"
- "Oh your right, I should of spent more time thinking about that, it could have been funny." - Mikel and Hollander
- "I was trying to make a PAX Romana, Penny Arcade Expo in Italy joke but my brain couldn't do it" - Chris
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- I'm not sure that the Mayflower people have Highlander type power.
- I can give all Nazis diaherra.
- I'm going to be alone and waddle alone in my sadness.
- In my day the only Maple Story we had was Aunt Jemina.
- I wanted to make a Rivendale and Chippendale joke but that is too much for my brain to process.
- How give handjob without arm?
- What about PC bullshit.
- It's like farting out an ass filled with cum with some blood coming out.
- PAX Romana. The Penny Arcade Boys are doing something in Italy.
- My grandparents were in World War 2 and I'll take credit for it.
- Prince John is going to have my asshole.
- Nintendo will be a company that produces no new products and salvages itself on its nostalgia and I'm totally fine with that.
- You really disrespect the greatest generation of teenagers with regenerating health.
- I set my chest hair on fire want to see it?
- Mikel "No."
- I'm prepared for everything except the Top 7.
- You fucking moron. (Chris)
- There's fucking knights that will charge you with swords and shields, and their armor is bullet resistant.
- You're not going to have Nazi Knights running around in bulletproof armor, because medieval armor isn't bulletproof.
- You know who bought a 3DS, everyone!
- Did they give him a script or did they give him a microphone? (Griffin Gears 3)
- I learned that the Robin Hood movie started as Raynor the Fox.
- Most of the people that get married in the game 14. 14 year olds are marriaging other online.
- There's no fucking elephants in Europe at this time.
- I blame that movie for the rise of Furries. Not that sexy. Look at fucking Maid Marion and Robin Hood and that it didn't affect a young childs sexual development.
- You should shorten it that assholes can come out of anyone.
- Saboteur "That's now how World War 2 fucking started! WHAT THE FUCK?!
- There was fucking Zeppelins in The Saboteur which is wrong. There were decomissioned before World War 2. After the Hindenburg the Nazis wanted nothing to do with the Zeppelin.
- When I think of Transfarring I think of easy and fast.
- Find out why MapleStory divorces are running rampant. 75% of marriages end in divorce.
- You know who bought the Wii? Soccermoms. You know who Nintendo thought was going to buy the 3DS? Soccermoms.
- You know Rome wasn't built in a day.
- Mikel "It's a fucking game." (Rome Total War)
- This was going to end the Gears 3 story and they had to add an Ice-T character.