Date: December 16, 2011

Length: 1:55:27

Hosts: Mikel, Henry, Cooper, and Chris

Special Guest(s): None

Intro: Charlie Sheen at the VGA's 2011

Closing Words: Mikel: Seriously, it's going to be great. So, uh, stay tuned.

Closing Song: Ronnie Jones - Video Games

Content Covered:

• The Top 7... Overlooked games of 2011 4:20-31:40
• Jaws: Ultimate Predator 39:40-42:00
• Stars Wars The Old Republic 43:00-52:40
• Spike Video Game Awards 2011 55:30-1:21:40
• QTOW Community Answers 1:32:20-1:41:30

Notable Facts:

• Cooper announced he was part of the Jewish decedents

• A general acceptance of the Video Game Awards’ Style

Funny Stories and Quotes:

• Yakuza 4 to tales from Tokyo 7:20 – 9:25
• Alan Wake: I’m a Writer 1:03:40-1:04:50

Chris Antista

• Today I bought my fat fucking mother a Wii last year to lose weight, how much you wanna bet she’s fatter?
• That’s a father and his daughter right? (On the game The Last of Us)
  • Henry: They imply a father-Daughter relationship
  • A sexual relationship!?
  • Cooper: Image Sully and female Drake, less sexual then Sully and Drake.

Mikel Reparaz

• I was actually raised in a box, food was given to me by sticks
  • Chris: THE BAND!?
  • Yes I was raised by the band Styx
• If Suda 51 joined the FBI would he be Suda Fed?
• (Rayman Origins) One of the best sidescrollers of this past decade
  • Cooper: Everything you wanted out of Donkey Kong Country returns that you weren’t given b/c that game sucked you get with Rayman. That game (DKR) lined up every dick it could find ALL OF THEM. Quick I need to find 150 dicks to line them all up and just suck them all.
  • Mikel: You realize I’m imagining Donkey Kong doing that all
• God damnit. Fuck you Reparaz

Henry Gilbert

• I think Outland’s other problem that it came out outside of the summer of arcade which didn’t have any special promotion
  • Cooper: So you’re telling me that there’s a game on this list published by Ubisoft. That the issue may have been timing.
• (On Star Wars Week) That sounds like enough Star Wars to choke a Sarlacc pit

Hollander Cooper

• I’m the token Jew in this room
  • Mikel: I’m only Jewish by marriage I never actually converted
  • Well if you had a kid the kid would be Jewish
  • Henry: Is your mother’s vagina Jewish?
  • Chris: didn’t you have a rabbi bless your balls before you got married?

QOTW: If you were to pick 2012's VGA host, who would it be? 1:41:30-1:45:00

• Mikel: Steve Agee
• Cooper: Donald Glover; Dan Harmon (Henry's first choice)
• Chris: Kumail Nanjiani (Henry's second choice); Nolan North; Nathan Fillion
• Henry: Chris Hardwick

Link: TalkRadar 191 - No Respect

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