Date: December 16, 2011
Special Guest(s): None
Intro: Charlie Sheen at the VGA's 2011
Closing Words: Mikel: Seriously, it's going to be great. So, uh, stay tuned.
Closing Song: Ronnie Jones - Video Games
- The Top 7... Overlooked games of 2011 4:20-31:40
- Jaws: Ultimate Predator 39:40-42:00
- Stars Wars The Old Republic 43:00-52:40
- Spike Video Game Awards 2011 55:30-1:21:40
- QTOW Community Answers 1:32:20-1:41:30
- Cooper announced he was part of the Jewish decedents
- A general acceptance of the Video Game Awards’ Style
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Yakuza 4 to tales from Tokyo 7:20 – 9:25
- Alan Wake: I’m a Writer 1:03:40-1:04:50
- Today I bought my fat fucking mother a Wii last year to lose weight, how much you wanna bet she’s fatter?
- That’s a father and his daughter right? (On the game The Last of Us)
- Henry: They imply a father-Daughter relationship
- A sexual relationship!?
- Cooper: Image Sully and female Drake, less sexual then Sully and Drake.
- I was actually raised in a box, food was given to me by sticks
- Chris: THE BAND!?
- Yes I was raised by the band Styx
- If Suda 51 joined the FBI would he be Suda Fed?
- (Rayman Origins) One of the best sidescrollers of this past decade
- Cooper: Everything you wanted out of Donkey Kong Country returns that you weren’t given b/c that game sucked you get with Rayman. That game (DKR) lined up every dick it could find ALL OF THEM. Quick I need to find 150 dicks to line them all up and just suck them all.
- Mikel: You realize I’m imagining Donkey Kong doing that all
- God damnit. Fuck you Reparaz
- I think Outland’s other problem that it came out outside of the summer of arcade which didn’t have any special promotion
- Cooper: So you’re telling me that there’s a game on this list published by Ubisoft. That the issue may have been timing.
- (On Star Wars Week) That sounds like enough Star Wars to choke a Sarlacc pit
- I’m the token Jew in this room
- Mikel: I’m only Jewish by marriage I never actually converted
- Well if you had a kid the kid would be Jewish
- Henry: Is your mother’s vagina Jewish?
- Chris: didn’t you have a rabbi bless your balls before you got married?
QOTW: If you were to pick 2012's VGA host, who would it be? 1:41:30-1:45:00
- Mikel: Steve Agee
- Cooper: Donald Glover; Dan Harmon (Henry's first choice)
- Chris: Kumail Nanjiani (Henry's second choice); Nolan North; Nathan Fillion
- Henry: Chris Hardwick