Date: January 6, 2012
Special Guest(s): None
Intro: Gary Oldman on Conan
Closing Words: Mikel: We're gonna take a break. When we come back, it'll be next week.
Closing Song: Super Smash Bros. Melee - DK Rap (Kongo Jungle)
- Winter Break! 3:50-15:30
- The Top 7... Greatest gaming rebirths 15:30-57:50
- The GamesRadar Anti-Awards 2011 1:04:40-2:04:00
- Ocean Marketing 1:17:30 – 1:28:00
- Talks of creating a Top 7 games with Revelations in the title and ranking them on how revelatory they are.
- GamesRadar now has a COMMUNITY MANAGER!!!
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Christmas/Hanukkah stories are:
- Chris used drugs? Spent New Year’s making a sparkler teepee that exploded on his hand, described as white hot magnesium fire and burned his entire hand.
- Cooper spent his last days of 2011 hitting past 9 days in the Old Republic
- Mikel spent his time in South Carolina with his parents and later at the airport shuffling newly acquired graphic novels between bags to not pay a fee.
- Henry watched movies (Hugo) and an Archie Noir story.
- Taco Bell’s Menu 5:00-6:20
- Duke Nukem Voices… 1:12:30 -1:14:00
- 100$ DLC turned to wearing the I Am Rich app 1:32:40-1:34:00
- Dick Swap Notes 1:46:40 -1:49:00
- MORE DUKE DISSCUSSION 1:55:20-2:02:00
- Background conversation about Chris’ balls 2:10:00-2:12:00
- Just because you’re an RPG doesn’t mean you’re a chronicle
- I can’t imagine what Resident Evil has to revel, OHH! It was the COO of the Umbrella Corporation! What? It was Jill’s Fa fafafa Father!?
- Cooper: Wesker was really the president!? HE DIDN’T DIE?
- GIMME SOMETHING TO FIST!
- Just like with a husband who beats them, that’s what all Final Fantasy 11 players are. “He, he loves me he’s getting better I promise!”
- (Duke Nukem Forever) This was written by Quentin Tarentino at 9 years old
- Mikel: What if we have rape in our game? That would be awesome!
- (Batman Arkham City) How many times did you hear prisoners in the game who were hungry?
- Henry: (Gruff) What can I get for a cup of coffee? Ugh
- Chris: (Brooklyn accent!) I’m Starving over here, but the Joker over here doesn’t have any more canned food!
- Mikel: Well the Joker had to eat all the Frijoles Negroes himself! Now he’s FAT!
- Chris: I wish I was back in the turn of the century Brooklyn
- Oh my gosh Chris your going to make me cum
- To be fair any sentence that involves the word Archie sounds stupid
- (On Original Prince of Persia) One of the first games to use rotoscoping, Jordan Mechner had flimed his nephew
- Chris: His Nephew was who? Andy Serkis!
- Cooper & Henry: I thought you are going to say Jake Gyllenhal
- Henry: Let’s pretend that movie didn’t happen
- I’m ready for some Kim Jong ILL-Ness
- I haven’t heard of the word ese said so many times in a game.
- Cooper: You haven’t been to my college English class
- What if we have rape in our game? That would be awesome!
- (ON Randy Pitchford’s analogy) NO! A better analogy would be sometimes people prefer a patty from a school cafeteria over something at Red Robin! It is not a greasy burger! It’s a really shitty greasy burger! Call of Duty is a Greasy Burger.
- Cooper: Call of Duty is an Applebee’s Burger, This game is like the White Castle frozen burger
- (Correcting himself on a username) It hurts to poop
- Chris: I thought it was my grandmother
- Ninja Gayden?
- Mikel: Den of Gay Ninjas
- His Boobs were huge (Prince of Persia 3D ripping Tomb Raider)
- Blackwater gets to make their own game
- Chris: That’s like OJ getting to make his own LA Noire
- (Game deals) Eh, just go to Amazon…
- Mikel: That’s game deals everybody!
- (King of Fighters 13) It was made by one guy in Arkansas who hates every other ethnicity.
- Over the last 14 years how much money’s worth of drugs do you think was consumed?
QOTW: What's your anti-game of the year? 2:07:00-2:16:00-2:28:40
- Mikel: Call of Juarez: The Cartel
- Henry: Rise of Nightmares
- Cooper: BloodRayne: Betrayal
- Chris: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3; Disney Universe