Talks of creating a Top 7 games with Revelations in the title and ranking them on how revelatory they are.
GamesRadar now has a COMMUNITY MANAGER!!!
Funny Stories and Quotes:
Christmas/Hanukkah stories are:
Chris used drugs? Spent New Year’s making a sparkler teepee that exploded on his hand, described as white hot magnesium fire and burned his entire hand.
Cooper spent his last days of 2011 hitting past 9 days in the Old Republic
Mikel spent his time in South Carolina with his parents and later at the airport shuffling newly acquired graphic novels between bags to not pay a fee.
Henry watched movies (Hugo) and an Archie Noir story.
Taco Bell’s Menu 5:00-6:20
Duke Nukem Voices… 1:12:30 -1:14:00
100$ DLC turned to wearing the I Am Rich app 1:32:40-1:34:00
Dick Swap Notes 1:46:40 -1:49:00
MORE DUKE DISSCUSSION1:55:20-2:02:00
Background conversation about Chris’ balls 2:10:00-2:12:00
Chris Antista:
Just because you’re an RPG doesn’t mean you’re a chronicle
I can’t imagine what Resident Evil has to revel, OHH! It was the COO of the Umbrella Corporation! What? It was Jill’s Fa fafafa Father!?
Cooper: Wesker was really the president!? HE DIDN’T DIE?
GIMME SOMETHING TO FIST!
Just like with a husband who beats them, that’s what all Final Fantasy 11 players are. “He, he loves me he’s getting better I promise!”
(Duke Nukem Forever) This was written by Quentin Tarentino at 9 years old
Mikel: What if we have rape in our game? That would be awesome!
(Batman Arkham City) How many times did you hear prisoners in the game who were hungry?
Henry: (Gruff) What can I get for a cup of coffee? Ugh
Chris: (Brooklyn accent!) I’m Starving over here, but the Joker over here doesn’t have any more canned food!
Mikel: Well the Joker had to eat all the Frijoles Negroes himself! Now he’s FAT!
Chris: I wish I was back in the turn of the century Brooklyn
Mikel Reparaz:
Oh my gosh Chris your going to make me cum
To be fair any sentence that involves the word Archie sounds stupid
(On Original Prince of Persia) One of the first games to use rotoscoping, Jordan Mechner had flimed his nephew
Chris: His Nephew was who? Andy Serkis!
Cooper & Henry:I thought you are going to say Jake Gyllenhal
Henry: Let’s pretend that movie didn’t happen
I’m ready for some Kim Jong ILL-Ness
I haven’t heard of the word ese said so many times in a game.
Cooper: You haven’t been to my college English class
What if we have rape in our game? That would be awesome!
(ON Randy Pitchford’s analogy) NO! A better analogy would be sometimes people prefer a patty from a school cafeteria over something at Red Robin! It is not a greasy burger! It’s a really shitty greasy burger! Call of Duty is a Greasy Burger.
Cooper: Call of Duty is an Applebee’s Burger, This game is like the White Castle frozen burger
(Correcting himself on a username) It hurts to poop
Chris: I thought it was my grandmother
Henry Gilbert:
Ninja Gayden?
Mikel: Den of Gay Ninjas
His Boobs were huge (Prince of Persia 3D ripping Tomb Raider)
Blackwater gets to make their own game
Chris: That’s like OJ getting to make his own LA Noire
(Game deals) Eh, just go to Amazon…
Mikel: That’s game deals everybody!
Hollander Cooper:
(King of Fighters 13) It was made by one guy in Arkansas who hates every other ethnicity.
Over the last 14 years how much money’s worth of drugs do you think was consumed?