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Date: February 3, 2012

Length: 3:16:25

Hosts: Mikel, Henry, Cooper, and Chris

Special Guest(s): Carolyn, Matt, Cheryll, Michael, Brett, Tyler W, Andy Bauman appear in flashbacks.

Intro: The Simpsons (Their "Social Network" episode)

Closing Words: Cooper: Bye!

Closing Song: Lifeformed - Baryogenesis

Content Covered:

Notable Facts:

Regrettably, Carolyn Gudmundson, Matthew Keast, Cheryll Del Rosario, Michael Grimm, and Andy Bauman were laid off from GamesRadar. They will be sorely missed.
Flashbacks (TimeStamps in 197) from Episode 138 (Carolyn 37:10-43:50), Episode 89 (Keast 1:02:10-1:19:20), Episode 70 (Cheryll 1:48:50-1:57:00), Episode 165 (ANDY B! 2:14:10-2:24:50), and Episode 187 (GRIMM! 2:35:00-2:52:50)
Mikel realizes that he is fat
More teases that a "special" guest will appear soon

Funny Stories and Quotes:

Chris Antista

(Upon mentioning the loss of many good people) LaserTime is fine, by fine I mean it has Mike Grimm on it.
- Cooper: You’re like the guy on the news next day selling 9/11 plates.
- Hank: I SURVIVED 9/11
(To Henry) How do you eat in Japan?
- Hank: VERY WELL
- Mikel: The correct answer would be with your mouth
(On responding to Henry sympathizing with Taylor’s last name) Not as hard as my friend Bob Frago (French)
- Cooper: I worked with someone named “gets off” and as a joke her friend set her up with a guy named “Daily” I have a copy of her license because they ended up getting married. It actually said “Melisa gets off daily.”
- Mikel: The wedding announcement in the paper must have been on Jay Leno
- Chris/Hank: (Jay Leno impressions)
- Cooper: the Wedding would have lasted if that name ended up being true.
(Random statement about Wrestling) A scripted event between 2 gay men!

Mikel Reparaz

(On how to play Wii U Smash Bros) If you can break the tablet over your friend’s head you win.
Does NeverDead have any idea how a woman works?
- Cooper: well you take off your penis and throw it at her!
- Mikel: it sounds like a nightmare I had when I was 4
At the risk of sounding like a 14 year old anorexic girl “I’m SO FAT! OH MY GOD!”
(in a more male voice) I do like the puppy bowl…I like watching da puppies…UUHHHH SO MANY PUPPIES
More like Royal CUMble

Henry Gilbert

(On Square Enix) Oh those Tactics Ogre games are great! Hire the Ogre team!
- Mikel: You realize I’m visioning a team of Ogres, Shrek and all of his relatives
- Chris: the way you referred to the ugliest team?
- Cooper: Get Ogre team on it they don’t have wives to go home to!
I love Taylor (Cocke)
- Cooper: I love Cock too, can we all agree that we all love Cock?
- Mikel: We’d love to see more Cock on our website
- Hank: If only it were more hard hitting Cock in us.

Hollander Cooper

You’re like the typical Final Fantasy age which is Seven
I play as Ivy, because she got Tits.
NeverDead? More like dead on arrival!
(As Vince Mahan) YOUR FAMILY WON’T GET ANY MONEY WHEN YOU HAVE TO DIE AT A YOUNG AGE…
- Mikel: YOU’RE EACH GOING TO BE EATEN BY A SEPARATE CROCODILE THEN YOU MAKE THOSE CROCODILES WRESTLE!
- CHRIS: GOOD LUCK NOT STRANGLING YOUR OFFSPRING…
- THIS WEEK’S IT’S ARM WRESTLING WITH YOUR COCKSSSS…

Link: TalkRadar 197 - The Departed

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