Date: February 3, 2012
Intro: The Simpsons (Their "Social Network" episode)
Closing Words: Cooper: Bye!
Closing Song: Lifeformed - Baryogenesis
- The Top 7... Final Fantasy spinoffs 9-35:40
- NeverDead 1:35:50-1:42:00
- SoulCalibur V 1:26:40-1:35:50
- Resident Evil Revelations 1:57:50-2:09:50
- Final Fantasy XIII-2 46-1:01:50
- The Simpsons arcade game
- Regrettably, Carolyn Gudmundson, Matthew Keast, Cheryll Del Rosario, Michael Grimm, and Andy Bauman were laid off from GamesRadar. They will be sorely missed.
- Flashbacks (TimeStamps in 197) from Episode 138 (Carolyn 37:10-43:50), Episode 89 (Keast 1:02:10-1:19:20), Episode 70 (Cheryll 1:48:50-1:57:00), Episode 165 (ANDY B! 2:14:10-2:24:50), and Episode 187 (GRIMM! 2:35:00-2:52:50)
- Mikel realizes that he is fat
- More teases that a "special" guest will appear soon
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- "Carolyn wanted me to fart on her" Honoring Carolyn 44:20-46
- Star Wars Kids Trailer? 1:21:30-1:25;00
- Taylor Cocke? More like Taylor Dick! 1:38:30-1:42:00
- Wrestling/Vince McMahon! 2:09:50-2:13:10
- Pedifile Final Fantasy Carnival Barker Voice 2:54:20-2:55:40
- More Family Guy/Cleveland Show 2:55:40-2:57:20
- (Upon mentioning the loss of many good people) LaserTime is fine, by fine I mean it has Mike Grimm on it.
- Cooper: You’re like the guy on the news next day selling 9/11 plates.
- Hank: I SURVIVED 9/11
- (To Henry) How do you eat in Japan?
- Hank: VERY WELL
- Mikel: The correct answer would be with your mouth
- (On responding to Henry sympathizing with Taylor’s last name) Not as hard as my friend Bob Frago (French)
- Cooper: I worked with someone named “gets off” and as a joke her friend set her up with a guy named “Daily” I have a copy of her license because they ended up getting married. It actually said “Melisa gets off daily.”
- Mikel: The wedding announcement in the paper must have been on Jay Leno
- Chris/Hank: (Jay Leno impressions)
- Cooper: the Wedding would have lasted if that name ended up being true.
- (Random statement about Wrestling) A scripted event between 2 gay men!
- (On how to play Wii U Smash Bros) If you can break the tablet over your friend’s head you win.
- Does NeverDead have any idea how a woman works?
- Cooper: well you take off your penis and throw it at her!
- Mikel: it sounds like a nightmare I had when I was 4
- At the risk of sounding like a 14 year old anorexic girl “I’m SO FAT! OH MY GOD!”
- (in a more male voice) I do like the puppy bowl…I like watching da puppies…UUHHHH SO MANY PUPPIES
- More like Royal CUMble
- (On Square Enix) Oh those Tactics Ogre games are great! Hire the Ogre team!
- Mikel: You realize I’m visioning a team of Ogres, Shrek and all of his relatives
- Chris: the way you referred to the ugliest team?
- Cooper: Get Ogre team on it they don’t have wives to go home to!
- I love Taylor (Cocke)
- Cooper: I love Cock too, can we all agree that we all love Cock?
- Mikel: We’d love to see more Cock on our website
- Hank: If only it were more hard hitting Cock in us.
- You’re like the typical Final Fantasy age which is Seven
- I play as Ivy, because she got Tits.
- NeverDead? More like dead on arrival!
- (As Vince Mahan) YOUR FAMILY WON’T GET ANY MONEY WHEN YOU HAVE TO DIE AT A YOUNG AGE…
- Mikel: YOU’RE EACH GOING TO BE EATEN BY A SEPARATE CROCODILE THEN YOU MAKE THOSE CROCODILES WRESTLE!
- CHRIS: GOOD LUCK NOT STRANGLING YOUR OFFSPRING…
- THIS WEEK’S IT’S ARM WRESTLING WITH YOUR COCKSSSS…
QOTW: If you were a SoulCalibur character, what yould your weapon be? 2:53:30-3:03:20-END?
- Chris: Chain-whip
- Cooper: Giant Warhammer
- Henry:Two Katanas
- Mikel: Sabers