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Date: February 3, 2012

Length: 3:16:25

Hosts: Mikel, Henry, Cooper, and Chris

Special Guest(s): Carolyn, Matt, Cheryll, Michael, Brett, Tyler W, Andy Bauman appear in flashbacks.

Intro: The Simpsons (Their "Social Network" episode)

Closing Words: Cooper: Bye!

Closing Song: Lifeformed - Baryogenesis


Content Covered:

Notable Facts:

Funny Stories and Quotes:

  • "Carolyn wanted me to fart on her" Honoring Carolyn 44:20-46
  • Star Wars Kids Trailer? 1:21:30-1:25;00
  • Taylor Cocke? More like Taylor Dick! 1:38:30-1:42:00
  • Wrestling/Vince McMahon! 2:09:50-2:13:10
  • Pedifile Final Fantasy Carnival Barker Voice 2:54:20-2:55:40
  • More Family Guy/Cleveland Show 2:55:40-2:57:20

Chris Antista

  • (Upon mentioning the loss of many good people) LaserTime is fine, by fine I mean it has Mike Grimm on it.
    • Cooper: You’re like the guy on the news next day selling 9/11 plates.
    • Hank: I SURVIVED 9/11
  • (To Henry) How do you eat in Japan?
    • Hank: VERY WELL
    • Mikel: The correct answer would be with your mouth
  • (On responding to Henry sympathizing with Taylor’s last name) Not as hard as my friend Bob Frago (French)
    • Cooper: I worked with someone named “gets off” and as a joke her friend set her up with a guy named “Daily” I have a copy of her license because they ended up getting married. It actually said “Melisa gets off daily.”
    • Mikel: The wedding announcement in the paper must have been on Jay Leno
    • Chris/Hank: (Jay Leno impressions)
    • Cooper: the Wedding would have lasted if that name ended up being true.
  • (Random statement about Wrestling) A scripted event between 2 gay men!

Mikel Reparaz

  • (On how to play Wii U Smash Bros) If you can break the tablet over your friend’s head you win.
  • Does NeverDead have any idea how a woman works?
    • Cooper: well you take off your penis and throw it at her!
    • Mikel: it sounds like a nightmare I had when I was 4
  • At the risk of sounding like a 14 year old anorexic girl “I’m SO FAT! OH MY GOD!”
  • (in a more male voice) I do like the puppy bowl…I like watching da puppies…UUHHHH SO MANY PUPPIES
  • More like Royal CUMble

Henry Gilbert

  • (On Square Enix) Oh those Tactics Ogre games are great! Hire the Ogre team!
    • Mikel: You realize I’m visioning a team of Ogres, Shrek and all of his relatives
    • Chris: the way you referred to the ugliest team?
    • Cooper: Get Ogre team on it they don’t have wives to go home to!
  • I love Taylor (Cocke)
    • Cooper: I love Cock too, can we all agree that we all love Cock?
    • Mikel: We’d love to see more Cock on our website
    • Hank: If only it were more hard hitting Cock in us.

Hollander Cooper

  • You’re like the typical Final Fantasy age which is Seven
  • I play as Ivy, because she got Tits.
  • NeverDead? More like dead on arrival!
  • (As Vince Mahan) YOUR FAMILY WON’T GET ANY MONEY WHEN YOU HAVE TO DIE AT A YOUNG AGE…
    • Mikel: YOU’RE EACH GOING TO BE EATEN BY A SEPARATE CROCODILE THEN YOU MAKE THOSE CROCODILES WRESTLE!
    • CHRIS: GOOD LUCK NOT STRANGLING YOUR OFFSPRING…
    • THIS WEEK’S IT’S ARM WRESTLING WITH YOUR COCKSSSS…

QOTW: If you were a SoulCalibur character, what yould your weapon be? 2:53:30-3:03:20-END?

  • Chris: Chain-whip
  • Cooper: Giant Warhammer
  • Henry:Two Katanas
  • Mikel: Sabers

Link: TalkRadar 197 - The Departed

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