Date: January 30th, 2009
Special Guest(s): None
Intro: Fear-mongering Nintendo DS news report
Quote of the week: - "The GameBoy Color is a console that had titles developed exclusively for it." - "Yeah, too bad most of them are Shrek games."
Closing Words: Tyler Wilde "The podcast is ovah!!"
Closing Song: The Wire - Ex-Lion Tamer
- Top 7 Best beginnings
- The greatest games on every platform
- MTV Music Generator
- The 60 biggest-selling games of the last 12 months
- Lost [57:29-1:17:28]
- The making of the Gabriel Knight Trilogy
- The Tyler Wilde and Chris Antista Feud comes to an end.
- Tyler Wilde is now a college graduate.
- Chris Antista considers Double Dragon the best opening ever.
- Cobra Triangle is Chris Antista's favorite NES game.
- Brett Elston's older sister is 7 years older than him and handed down the Atari 2600.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Chris Antista:
- "Henry Gilbert, the most racist person at the office."
- On the Afro Samurai shirt: "If you are 6'4", 300 lbs, and need a nightgown."
- Some idiot friend would watch me play and say "Dude it looks just like a movie."
- Cobra Triangle #1 NES game of all time. I didn't want it to be a mustachioed plumber.
- Everyday PS2 ports get older and older.
- If anything gets the Christians to protest us, it's blaming the VCR on god.
- This isn't journalism, I drank whiskey in front of a camera.
- We're owned by British people. It's a jolly layoff.
- Super Mario Yoshi Island 2 worst videogame in the series.
- Is the Top 7 not your games you had bad grades in high school and college?
- Mikel Reparaz:
- "You fucker, you spoiled it!" [58:22]
- "Play the fucking sound effect!"
- Way to make me sound like an asshole.
- I hate Bioshock because it was on a 360.
- I hate that man because that man has a moustache.
- By beat you mean jerk off.
- This is indistinguishable from real life for me. I can't tell fantasy from reality.
- Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Beater
- A bottle of wine, a box of kleenex, and a bottle of lotion.
- That's why god invented the VCR.
- You hate GamesRadar because you were raised Catholic and we made you inspire your lustful thoughts
- Brett Elston:
- Charles the Chicken. I beat that game 12 years ago.
- Are you saying if I pickup a crowbar the aliens will come?
- If you want to know why you don't miss the early 90's watch Club Mario.
- Dated a girl while watching the Norm McDonald Pokemon segment. Chris Antista commented: "Girlfriend's vag: melded shut."
- MGS Snake Fight
- From other less drunk hosts it is stated that Tyler Wilde drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort at the beginning of the podcast, while drinking beer. His ramblings were:
- "All I'm saying... is... Depression.... we're in it."
- "J.J. Abrams is a dipshit and Cloverfield sucks..." [59:40-1:00:05]
- "Zach Efron is hot."
- "I drink to forget man."
- "You know what I reallly like? Command and Conquer."
- "Hey, guess who's a penis? Brett Elston!" [2:00:40]
- "I'm not pass out. I'll drive in half an hours."
- GET ON THE TALKRADAR FANBUS
- Medal of Honor and Quake 2 made me get C's and D's in high school.
- Charlie Barratt
- Final Fantasy Mystic Quest is such a asshole.
- @Antista Which level did your anus look like?
Question of the Week 20: Worst game in your favorite series?
- Mikel Reparaz: "Grand Theft Auto Advance"
- Chris Antista: "Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island"
- Brett Elston: "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask"
- Tyler Wilde: "Command and Conquer: Renegade"
- Charlie Barratt: "Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest"
Link: Episode 36