Date: March 13th, 2009
Special Guest(s): None
Quote of the week: “Boing! Docomodake DS: It’ll put peepee in your coke!”
Intro: Big Bang Theory.
Closing Words: Plumbrick poet laurate "Her nipples, like pig dicks in a CYCLONE!"
Closing Song: Alan Silvestri - Robot Romp (Flight Of The Navigator)
- Top 7 Naked Flesh you didn't want to see
- David Hasslehoff interview
- Resident Evil 5
- More in-depth commentary of the penis and pube shading in Grand Theft Auto: The Lost and The Damned.
- Chris Antista: "A cock like a finger puppet."
- Mikel Raparaz: "Stretches as it recedes into the pubic hair."
- Tyler Wilde: "John Carmack spent the last 10 years pube shading."
- Mikel Raparaz: "The PS4 will employ 4,000 pube shaders at once."
- Black Baron audio played for the first time.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Chris Antista
- Brett Elston and Chris Antista talk about near-stepping or stepping on vomit and/or poop.
- On Outlaw Sprint Car Racing, in a southern voice: "Do you have any games where I can wear orange?"
- "If you're an orphan, take that shit to GiantBomb."
- Chris Antista's 2nd day in San Francisco almost stepped in a man turd, can tell by the diameter of a human rectum.
- A real bite to the boner.
- It's like that but playing with your dick.
- People identify with Linkin Park In The End because its the cloest they come to feeling.
- I don't miss those building at all.
- Maybe I could be funny if I could use my dick as a punchline.
- I want to make fun of games. Not make them.
- Shadowrun has become Beyond Beyond Thunderdome. There is no admins.
- If you can't send your address, the person who changes your bedpan should not update your itunes.
- Brett Elston
- Brett Elston coming frequently.
- In Bioshock we had little sisters so in Bioshock 2 why not have big sisters?
- Mikel Reparaz
- Meowth sounds like Edith Bunker.
- You can't create a game set in Africa where you play a white protagonist and shoot black people without having some controversy.
- Tyler Wilde
- Read the Trivia Pursuit cards and memorized the answers so when he played with the family they would think of him as a super child.
- I can only deal with you when I'm high you bitch.
- I put Slipknot on my speedrun to make it better.
- Go make a speedrun to P.O.D. and you will feel better.
- They've licensed pube shading from id.
- No one in the world is playing Stranglehold.
- Octopus Prime.
- Shane Patterson
- Raiden looks like a white bar of soap.
Question of the Week 26: Most touching moment in a videogame?
- Brett Elston: Cried at the end of Mega Man 2 and Godzilla ending for NES mainly due to sad music. Final Fantasy 4. Also Bioshock 1, Mikel Reparaz also thought it was a touching ending.
- Mikel Reparaz: ActRaiser 2 when people pray to you for help. Also, Oddworld Strangers Wrath.
- Chris Antista: Lost and the Damned. Considering what you do, and waiting for rich people all day.
- Tyler Wilde: Ico and Portal
- Shane Patterson: Okami. (Only one at GamesRadar that beaten Okami.) Also, Metal Gear Solid 4 beating up old man that is already going to die.
- "It's like if Clint Eastwood was in Passion of the Christ."
Link: Episode 42