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Date: April 10th, 2009

Length: 2:21:37

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, Tyler, and Paul.

Special Guest(s): None

Quote of the week: "I watched this dog, for two minutes, take a dump on its own balls."

Intro: Electric Dreams

Closing Words: Paul Ryan: "That's it?"

Closing Song: Philip Oakey & Giorgio Moroder - Together In Electric Dreams

Content Covered:

• Top 7 Most embarrassing live-action game scenes
• Unfunniest games of March.
• Wii has lowest user activity.
• Black Baron impersonations. [1:08:15-1:11:40]
• A rigamaroo with a British gaming podcast.

Notable Facts:

• First appearance of Paul Ryan.
• Second presence of the Black Baron impersonation.
• Charles Hamilton's November 10 was played during first break. (About his birthday and nothing about the release date of Modern Warfare 2.)
• Two video angles of Chris Antista playing Major Minor's Majestic March.
• Mikel Reparaz was a copy editor (Wikiparazing) for a newspaper for five years.
• Brett Elston did broadcast journalism and was a producer.
• This episode was (partially) recorded on video for "The Making of Talkradar."
• The Von Bondies' "C'mon C'mon" at the end of the second Break

Funny Stories and Quotes

• Chris Antista:
  • "I call it a fun condom. It's what you stick in your Genesis between good games."
  • "The highlight was the related video that Brett and I giggled like a fuck—like fuckbabies to."
  • "Had pubes up to my nostrils."
  • For 2 minutes I watched a dog take a dump on its own balls, whie I remembered a arcade be bulldozed years ago. They were so bright pink they were ruined by its runny shit.
  • Kris Kross and all the 90's pastel colors shitted out was the case of Slam City.
  • Paul Ryan, he can dead pan anything.
  • Sewer Shark, a visual colonscopy.
  • Phantasmgorica, greatest rape scene in a game.
  • Your gamers, the world doesn't take you as seriously as you do.
  • Chris Watters reviewed Box Office Bust
    • Mikel "Poor bastard."
  • I would go fuck a lake - Wrong. (in the persona of the people who wrote the script for Box Office Bust)
  • Get in Dat Azz. [1:10:11-13]
  • Push it up Dat Azz [1:11:29-31]
• Brett Elston:
  • "Buckle yo goddamn safety belt!" [26:27-29]
  • "That's Harry Potter?! Where the fuck am I?"
  • The dichtomey of arcades. Bringing people together and tearing them apart.
  • "WHOA WHOA What the fuck, asshole!?"
  • I decided to get a girlfriend but Final Fantasty III changed that.
  • If you're listening and not posting I will fucking kill you.
  • Even though we are in space, we managed to keep our accents for thousands of years.
  • Screaming fit. [1:21:34-1:22:20]
• Mikel Reparaz
  • (Paul Ryan) On behalf of all Aryan Superman everywhere.
  • (Mad World) That kid is playing videogames. Drug reference.
  • I was a copy editor for 5 years in actual journalism and journalism in this industry is a fucking myth. There is no investigative journalism.
  • As a husband I have to watch my wife play videogames and hit the Y button for her.

Question of the Week 30: Most memorable arcade experience?

• Brett Elston:
  • Street Fighter II. Douchebag Guile beat him. Turned around and bumped into a crowd of people waiting
  • Brett and friends decimating a small child with 10 hit combos in Tekken and then rightfully screaming at him "YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU, STUPID ASSHOLE."
• Mikel Reparaz:
  • At Chucky Cheese. Eight or nine years old. A dude strung out on meth around his 20's: "What the fuck? I'm not playing doubles! I only finished the game with 25 credits?!"
  • Also, beating a younger kid in Mortal Kombat, then an older, protective kid beats him at Mortal Kombat.
• Tyler Nagata: Kaimuki Cue in Honolulu, Hawaii. Saw a woman slap a guy, and the guy hit her back.
  • Chris Antista's response: "Unacceptable. You don't hit men."
• Paul Ryan: Played Street Fighter, ass was getting kicked, but the machine froze.
• Chris Antista: Dog shitting on own balls, while watching an arcade, mini golf course, and go kart place he held dear to his heart being destroyed.

Link: Episode 46

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