Date: May 8th, 2009
Special Guest(s): Dan Amrich.
Quote of the week: “It didn’t give him goosebumps, but it did give him an erection.”
thumb|300px|right|Andy Bauman, friend of the hosts, created this trailer for the 50th Podcast. Intro: "Coming soon on video and DVD" intro, then a TalkRadar commercial, ending with "and now our feature presentation."
Closing Words: "Happy 50."
Closing Song: Live version of Palette-Swap Ninja - Viva Pinata Only time Palette Swap-Ninja performed live.
- Top 7 Gut-wrenching choices
- Motion controls coming to Xbox 360.
- More shitty Spider-Man audio.
- Completed 1 year of podcasting.
- 1st time BlackOut Band was mentioned on the podcast.
- Most dicks mentioned in a minute. [46:53-47:55] 16 dicks in 62 seconds.
- Origins of the dream segments started. (Tyler gave out name of ex-fiance.) Doesn't matter anymore.
Phone Calls played in order
- Henry Gilbert
- Paul Ryan
- Carlton Crouton
- Johnny Jones
- Poem phone call
- Robot Call
- Pledge to TDar
- Ted Didlio
- Lizzie Cuevas
- Ryan McCaffery
- Arnold Schwarznegger call
- SomeRandomChap (AUS)
- Pledge to TDar
- some other call
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Segment on Giant Dicks starts at [47:00].
- Chris Antista:
- "Fingered my urethra. Knuckle deep."
- "What's the pokemon with the smallest legs and the largest vag?"
- Tyler Wilde bending over in front of a dinosaur being bumtongued by Yoshi from 4 feet away, Getting your salad tossed by a dinosaur.
- On being picked up and flashing his dick. "It's like a reverse drive-by with my penis, sticking out like a small thumb."
- Dated a girl he didn't like so he could get Gran Turismo 3 and the PS2.
- Gabriel Knight is rebelling against God.
- It's a game built around really stiff underpants on laundry day.
- If I could draw my imagination instead of rely on the girl next door.
- When I worked on Gaming's greatest farty butts. I fingered my own urethra.
- This is for the real heroes. The listeners.
- Babe the Blue Ox dick. That's what I'm craving.
- (BlackOut Band) 11 year old boy band. It's like the Spice Girls made for me.
- Feets don't fare me now, Brett Elston is hungry. In other people's dreams people view me as a Civil War servant.
- I talked a woman I was sleeping with to get Gran Turismo 3 and the PS2.
- Tyler Wilde will rule us all.
- Sometimes I use an icecicle because it's gone when I wake up in the morning.
- All I can taste is the barrel of a gun.
- Brett I wish I was dating you.
- Brett "It's not going to happen."
- Mikel why do you want to stick it to the undead?
- I'm a horrible human being.
- Charlie "We know that."
- Tyler Wilde
- As an artist did not masturbate to his own drawings.
- Are we teachers should we report if our listeners are questioning suicide?
- Chris "No good publicity is good publicity."
- Brett Elston
- Had a failed joke on the big house market.
- Crysis on Infinite Earth.
- God of War bores me to death.
- Charlie Barratt
- "News alert: Blackout just hit piberty!"
- “It didn’t give him goosebumps, but it did give him an erection.”
- Nobody will hear you in Illinois.
- The dick is in the kitchen.
- Are you implying that Gabriel Knight is a game?
- Goddamn Paul Ryan always ahead of me.
- Mikel Reparaz:
- "You want to suck a dick. A giant dick. [46:53]
- A dick you can get under while standing.
Question of the Week 34: What are your hobbies outside of gaming?
- Tyler Wilde: Dogs, animals, application programming, art.
- Mikel Reparaz: Watch shitty movies, and reading comic books.
- Brett Elston: Mainly reading Marvel Comic Books.
- Chris Antista: Cartoons.
- Charlie Barratt: Eating at fancy restaurants with his girlfriend.
Link: Episode 50