Date: June 12th, 2009
Special Guest(s): None
Quote of the week: “The joke’s gonna be on you when they reveal its full title to be Halo: Reach Around.”
Intro: Quote from Snakes on a Plane: a fat black man crediting his flight experience to Ace Combat.
Closing Words: Tyler Wilde "Dingleberries."
Closing Song: Sammy Hagar - I Can't Drive 55
- Top 7 E3 09 announcements you missed
- Nintendo's E3 2009 conference is the same as the 2008 one.
- E3 coverage and announcements.
- Which console will win 2009?
- Heavy Rain
- God of War III vs Bayonetta vs Dante's Inferno vs Darksiders.
- Since "Halo: Reach" was announced, there has not been a single time on the 'cast they haven't used "reach-around" when discussing the game.
- Tyler Wilde getting a degree in illustrations prevents him from making over $50,000 a year.
- Henry Gilbert's hometown is Little Rock, Arkansas.
- Many people at the Prototype Party got sick.
- This Top 7 was Henry Gilbert's first fully-written one.
Funny Stories and Quotes
- Tyler Wilde
- Saw Sammy Hagar drunk off margaritas at some concert.
- Discussing Antista's death: "Who would have thought that tranny had a knife?" [32:12-14]
- (Prototype Party) Tom from marketing has the flu, why not have him cough on everything?
- Fuck you friend codes.
- Tyler Wilde as a child slammed a door hard and a mirror of shattered glass fell on him.
- Lizzie Cuevas
- "My dick." [28:22]
- "RIP my boner." [1:42:10-12]
- Charlie Barratt is a ungrateful bastard.
- I forgot I had a Wii.
- Brett Elston
- "Nintendo shitted in my face for the past 3 years."
- Asshole at E3 Rock Band party, because of Iron Maiden. Didn't kick that dudes ass.
- National Reparaz Association.
- Goddamn, our site search is ballsacks.
- It was a virus to promote the game.
- Guitar Hero Modern Shits.
- I wish I could transmit images over the radio.
- Mikel Reparaz
- "Jade Raymond has a mullet and mustache like Tyler Wilde."
- Name of program is $400 hard drive.
- How dare Blizzard make Starcraft 2. They are turning their backs against the Korean players.
- Cmon baby take it off, I'm a huge stereotype.
- Henry Gilbert
- George Lucas. He needs to die.
Question of the Week 39: Maddest you ever been at a game?
- Brett Elston: Street Fighter II, level 8 Bison. Busted a window, and the Bionic Commando wife-arm.
- Tyler Wilde: The Simpsons Arcade Game with girlfriend. Date was going great, about to beat the game on the last stage, and then the power goes cut. Also, the Mass Effect 1 glitch.
- Henry Gilbert: Losing to his brother in all videogames. One case: Power Rangers for N64. Autosave state in Matt Hazard.
- Mikel Reparaz: Asshole in college for game night. Played fucking cheap. Beat him multiple times.
- Mikel: "Are you playing to win, or have fun?"
- Asshole: "WINNING IS FUN!"
- Lizzie Cuevas: Getting the Fable 2 protective orgy.
Link: Episode 55