Date: August 7th, 2009
Special Guest(s): None
Quote of the week: “COBRA plots are giant, impractical money sinks!”
Intro: Conan O'Brien
Closing Words: Chris Antista: "Sergeant Slaughter takes us out."
Closing Song: LL Cool J - Deepest Bluest (Deep Blue Sea Soundtrack)
- Shark Week
- Top 7 Deadliest shark attacks
- TalkRadar Audio Theatre
- How to use your GameShark for good, not evil.
- Jaws Unleashed
- TalkRadar exposed the blatant racism of Michael Bay's two robots, Mudflap and Skid, in Transformers 2.
- Reno Wilson exposed for harming the African American community while being paid to do it.
- Land Before Time and Robocop 2 audio played, spliced together.
- Alf Pacino [17:47 to 18:20]
- Itty-Bitty-Titty Bag first heard on TalkRadar.
- G.I. Joe song played during the first break.
- Okami prophecy true that was first predicted in the Top 7 of episode 48.
- Everyone laughs at a username of Chris Antista's sisters address; Chris is unexpectedly disturbed.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Chris Antista
- Did an Alf impersonation for girlfriend before going to bed.
- Shark tournament. We have Makos, we have Tigers!
- I was fapping with grandpa not at him.
- Super Mario Brothers like a divorced parent showing you a picture of you having fun together when you were 5.
- If you go to this site you are destined not to have a good marriage.
- I want to have our significant others on here to talk about how much they can't stand us.
- I love pirating stuff.
- At 10, should I buy Donatello or should I go to the clinic and pay for the...
- People who lose their jobs in piracy deserve it.
- The best thing I’ve ever done is... there was a pregnant women jogging... I turn to Charlie and I’m like “I’m gonna fart on this pregnant girl”. [1:44:20]
- Did it by pretending to tie his shoe.
- Hopes there is some cause and effect.
- Mikel "You're a monster."
- Chris "What's the worst farting on a pregnant woman could do?"
- Brett - That's absolutely the first time in human history someone has asked that.
- "If we did a Top 7 on oceans, we would run out of oceans."
- Tyler Wilde
- Veggieburger story told. [1:44:06-1:45:30]
- "I masturbate to Valve every night." [1:03:26-30]
- Dead Space should have a disregarding mayor.
- My $8 veggieburger blew into the ocean.
- Brett Elston
- "If sharks can fly, were fucked."
- Bring your sharks! Bring your friends!
- Mikel "SHUT UP!"
- Chris You shouldn't be combing your pubes at 10.
- Antista has crabs.
- Chris "Bullshit!"
- Mikel Reparaz
- Fuck there was fireworks in Okami? That was fucking good fireworks!
Question of the Week 47: What once-beloved game do you now hate?
- Chris Antista: Super Mario Bros. Wanted to quit baseball, cried at camp because he couldn't play it. So pathetic.
- Brett Elston: Metroid
- Mikel Reparaz: Marathon 2
- Tyler Wilde: Myst
Link: Episode 63