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Date: November 13th, 2009

Length: 2:21:40

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Henry.

Special Guest(s): None

Intro: No Russian Intro + Bart Simpson

Closing Words: Brett Elston "God this is dumb. Why are we doing this?"

Closing Song: Metroid 2 Ending

Content Covered:

  • Top 7 Tasteful game heroines
  • (about the lone girl from Ninja Gaiden) Mikel Reparaz "Only way to see that is at the Folsom Street Fair, and its probably a Tranny."
  • Modern Warfare 2 No Russian level possible to skip it
  • (should say) Mikel Reparaz "ARE YOU A PUSSY?!"
  • X360 Bible (very condescending)
  • Ask a Games Jaranjalist
  • Hank's Corner

Notable Facts:

  • The Onion Modern Warfare 3 played in break
  • Henry Gilbert can't beat Gay Tony because of a mission
  • Gary Steinman now EIC of PTOM

Funny Stories and Quotes:

Chris Antista:

  • Barry White impersonation [1:47:58-1:49:01]
  • "Gonna fuck that kid in the urethra. No mercy" [1:54:21-1:54:25]
  • Looks like I'm not going to Florida for Christmas because I bought Ghostbusters.
  • I remember the stampede leaving the Limp Bizkit concert.
  • Songs about the genre you like are horrible.
  • Get Logan Decker on the podcast.
  • I took years worth of film classes and its bullshit.
  • How much journalism is required for Pirates of the Caribbean? Likewise for Gears of War.
  • Yeah I could have sex with her tomorrowif I wanted to. Shit she listens to the podcast. I should edit that out.
  • Rodrigo Boriega?
    • Mikel "It's Borgia."
  • Ivy is stupid. If you want to have sex with her go kill yourself.
  • on addresses "You should probably die in a fire with a love one that doesn't deserve it."
    • The Conduit is finally $17.99 on Amazon
    • Brett Elston "Finally a fair price"

Brett Elston

  • The guy that saved the industry with Mario and Donkey Kong can't animate a dress? Come the fuck on.
  • This isn't a joke. They already used the full power of the Wii.

Mikel Reparaz:

  • "The ESRB can say alien buttsex on Pluto."
  • Monsters aren't protected by the Constitution.
  • I skipped kung fu classes to play Powerstone in real life.
  • @Chris That was an observation for fuck sake.
  • People like him who need a bib to prevent him from drooling on his shirt.
    • Chris "The dick is a lie."
  • Mikel Reparaz- "You are a sleeper agent on the War on Christmas."
    • Chris Antista: "Stop it. I am not a Jew."

Henry Gilbert

  • I remember when Beyond Good and Evil came out during that very just war the US went into.
  • I want to read a book. The Bible.

Question of the Week 61: Fondest Multiplayer Experience?

  • Chris Antista- CounterStrike. MB2K + CS Clan crew + Dead Poets Society. All became good friends. Witness the largest killstreak with Trent manning the WASD keys and Drew aiming the mouse. (RIP Drew) Happened over a period of 40 minutes (Also having lots of sex playing Tetris Worlds) {can cash it in, but chooses not to}
  • Brett Elston- Super Mario Kart new years 1992-1993, playing Battle mode. Also playing friends Doom modded PC levels, and now playing Left 4 Dead and Street Fighter IV.
  • Henry Gilbert- Playing Goldeneye with a friend from elementary school who stopped becoming his friend in middle school, then became his friend again with Goldeneye.
  • Mikel Reparaz- Street Fighter an Mortal Kombat 2 Endurance mode. Also kicking that crybaby asshole in college in Mortal Kombat 3 "WINNING IS FUN." Story re-mentioned. First used in episode 55.

Link: Episode 77

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