Date: November 20th, 2009
Special Guest(s): None
Intro: The Office - Season 3 - Episode 3 (The Coup).
Closing Words: Brett Elston "That's taking us out."
Closing Song: David Wise Wizards and Warriors III Remix Bazooie OC Remix
- Top 7 Ballsiest facets of Modern Warfare 2
- 40th anniversary of Seasame Street
- Most pathetic MW2 video of a British Kid. "WORST GAME EVAR"
- Charlie Barratt "He's literally crying over spilled milk on his face."
- David Wise Music Tribute [44:13-46:45]
- Chris Antista's impersonating Brits about Snake Rattle and Roll [45:49-46:03]
- Hank's Corner
- Ask a Games Jaranalist
- This is the 2nd longest podcast to date.
- Chris Antista appalledby how bad Ice Age 3 was
Charlie Barratt makes the hosts come to a concensus that the Halo story is more stupid than the Modern Warfare 2 story
- Brett Elston Date mode Duran Duran Astronaut 2004, great album
- Brett becomes executive editor. Promotion
- Chris Antista interviewed Tony Hawk on Ride in the first break.
- Failed Joke: Tyler Wilde tired of only one formula in Formula One
- Fight Club now 10 years old. 10 years of Tyler Wilde being called Tyler Durden.
- Weezer interview was teased about interviewing a musical guest
- For Question of the week, hosts debated one username's fondest multiplayer memory of blowjob allotment at LAN parties.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- "I just want to fuck the wig."
- As my dad said there is no such thing as free cock.
- You only get 1 blowjob per LAN party. There is no way you can get a line of people to blow you because you can frag well.
- To this day I haven't paid Tyler for Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz.
- on pedophilia "It's not my fault its currently Disney's main point of business." [2:14:52-2:14:58]
- MW2 amazing single player experience.
- Elston? What did Left 4 Dead 2 get?
- Brett " 9."
- Chris Didn't get a 10, I don't want to hear about it."
- Blame the Aryan porcupine.
- Outside of Assassins Creed, only GTA people give a fuck where the next location is going to be.
- I forgot about the fuck demographic.
- Little Sister multiplayer mode. What was the most touching thing about that game is now a football.
- Ezio, it's family driven.
- Brett "It's because he's Italian."
- Chris "ELSTON!"
- Fuck there is so many zombie videogames I don't care about.
- The upset British MW2 kid who made a video. He's 19 so I don't feel bad for making fun of him.
- Everytime I have a child there is always a new Mario videogame.
- When you become part of E3
- Brett "You mean EA"
- Brutal Legend underperformed selling 215 million.
- Mikel "You mean thousand."
- That sucks you are a friend against grenade spam.
- Whenever there is a black guy in videogames it is Keith David.
- I don't know sports.
- Such is the fabric of our lives, David Wise is the music of our lives.
- "Mikel's mustache flew off and pulled me out of the water."
- Bioshock 2. I guess we have multiplayer.
- That's like a Simpsons joke. Someone lies and they are in the paper the next day.
- I want to have a game that combines Left 4 Dead, Portal, and Half-Life.
- What would PTOM do without GamesRadar?
- Brett "Fold."
- David Wise. Amazing 8 bit and 16 bit composer. So much great shit.
- Next game we're going to have Amelia Earhart so no one can tell us we're wrong.
- 21 bundles of Band Hero is enough to kill a man.
- Super Ad Hoc sounds like a boring business game where everyone wears gray suits.
- I have to be Desmond to read e-mails.
- Fuck this the system controls like children.
- Thank you from the bottom of my vaginees.
- When they saved our evil Puritanical ancestors.
Question of the Week 62: Longest you stood in line for a game or system?
Brett Elston saturday for a PS1 on 9-9-95. No line. Waited for Air Combat.
Tyler Wilde- waited for a Wii for his former girlfriend. Sheeple horn played during this time. (To this day, Chris Antista has yet to pay Tyler Wilde $20 for Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz)
Mikel Reparaz- Stood in line twice for a Wii, but they were out.
Chris Antista- Waited for Dreamcast at Toys R Us. MB2K story of getting the PS2. In the paper, the only Hispanic person in a sea of black people.
Link: Episode 78