The following is a list of fictional characters created during the random talks during the podcast.
Alf Pacino
Apple Pie Stevenson
Ass Rape Paul
Bleeding Hat McGillicutty
Bonesquaw
Bonsoir
Brettbot
Duke Lombardi
Francine Gilbert
Ground Zero Construction Worker
Johnny Applesperm
Johnny Ridgeback
King of Norway
Morning Radio DJs
Pussy Urethra Jones
R-Ape
Senator Pepper
Shy Fonzie
Tangle Me