Episode 15

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Date: August 22nd, 2008

Length: 1:24:49

Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Shane.

Special Guest(s): None

Intro: Dark Knight Joker

Quote of the week: "The casual audience is happy to have a 3D stick figure that looks like them."

Closing Words: Brett Elston "Duck Hunt."

Closing Song: "Surrender" by Cheap Trick

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Content Covered:

• Top 7 Girl gamer stereotypes
• The House of the Dead: Overkill trailer
• Dark Knight or Nathan Explosion?
• Reasons the hardcore will love WarioLand: Shake It!
• Bionic Commando Rearmed Contest

Notable Facts:

• This episode marks the first official appearance by Duke Lombardi.
• 5 Questions asked answered by the hosts
  • First game played ever:
    • Chris Antista: "Super Mario Bros"
    • Brett Elston: "Beserk" or "River Raid 2600"
    • Mikel Reparaz: "Battlezone" according to dad, to memory "Mazogs" on Timex Sinclair
    • Shane Patterson: "Centipede 2600"
  • First Game reviewed at GamesRadar:
    • Chris Antista: "Tony Hawk's Project 8"
    • Brett Elston: "Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow"
    • Mikel Reparaz: "Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones"
    • Shane Patterson: "Digimon DS"
  • Why does the mainstream media hate the gamers?
  • What's special about Square Enix games on DS are $40 instead of $35?
  • Who watches the Olympics?

Funny Stories and Quotes:

• Chris Antista:
  • "Women are not posing nude in front of Master Chief helmets, Grand Theft auto boxes, not inserting zappers."
  • Frag Dolls at E3 was probably the poorest excuse of an instruction manual when trying to play HAWX.
  • Success is playing Portal co-op with a lady and I didn't let her touch the controller.
  • "Duck Hunt"
  • "They think I will masturbate more money if a Wii is nearby?"
  • "Man that traffic keeper really ties his ass together."
  • The Dark Knight Heath Ledger guy is really going places.
  • Talks again about how much he hates his mother. [11:46-11:49]
  • Says "rape-shy" at [1:11:16] into the podcast.
  • Sexual timeline: [15:06-15:40]
    • Gay until 5.
    • At 6, he started dating middle school girls, turned women to pedophiles.
    • At 9, he walked girls to the abortion clinic hand to hand.
      • Mikel Reparaz's reply: "Doctor said you were too late. You should have come here 9 years ago."
• Brett Elston:
  • On Xbox fanboys while the system isn't out: "Have you seen Fusion Frenzy, mothafuckah?!" [47:28-47:50]
  • "I had a Timex Sinclair."
  • "I heard Too Human described as Diablo but more boring."
  • Yeah. Go Vaginas! That's not a rallying cry.
  • How can you bust a bad nut?
    • Chris "church"
• Mikel Reparaz:
  • Angry Mikel "Shut the fuck up" at [1:21:33-35]
• Shane Patterson
  • "USA Today will give the only positive preview on Wii Music."

Link: Episode 15

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