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Date: October 10th, 2008
Length: 2:05:58
Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Charlie.
Special Guest(s): Dan Amrich Brief appearance
Quote of the week: “Dawg, you somethin’ ta say ‘bout Gears of War 2, or are you bullshittin’ on Front Street?”
Intro: NCIS
Closing Words: Brett Elston "Welcome back, shitface."
Closing Song: South Central - Aeon
Content Covered:
- Top 7 Game expos better than E3
- E3 2008 Awards
- Interview with Cliffy B about Gears of War 2
- Nintendo Announces DSi
- Popular videogame sound effect quiz.
- Jazz Jackrabbit Engrish review
Notable Facts:
- First podcast to be over two hours in length; gong sound effect used seven times.
- Brett Elston requested a Wikiparaz sound effect.
- Trace amounts of DJ morning radio voice used by Chris Antista for the Popular videogame sound effect quiz.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Chris Antista:
- "Have you ever been clotheslined by a pube?"
- "Fuck you, readers."
- I'm pinching my penis to stop from peeing in the boardroom.
- Fuck me with a death gun.
- "Fortuneness. Is that a word Mikel?"
- (On the Tokyo Game Show) "The Japanese only have 4 pubes."
- "Japanese are born with square pubic hair."
- (Talking about a Yoshi sound effect) "That is the sound of an Italian fucking a dinosaur."
- "Arcades' biggest export should have been pedophiles."
- "Dave Matthews had a three-day clarinet festival."
- "Honey, I shrunk the boner."
- "When you said there was no alcohol, I was crushed."
- You can learn from Tyler.
- Drug free Dan Amrich being champion of all the arcade games.
- @Dan "Stop back anytime, but bring a laptop and headset."
- "GDC is 5 blocks away from my house and I wished I didn't need to go."
- I wish I could say I'm friends with Anamanaguchi
- I hope to predict PAX will be the next biggest convention.
- Shane and his awful elf fetish.
- I should be fired or stop drinking.
- Underappreciated in my time. Fuck you, Internet.
- Pubes get larger and blurrier.
- I'm the hairy, ugly, smelly stereotype.
- Mouthful of cock, it doesn't matter.
- Earth Defense Force 2014.
- Mikel "It's 2017!"
- Miyamoto is riding the Wii music crest.
- (As Cliffy B) "Dog you got something to say about Gears of War you're bullshitin on Front Streeeeeeet"
- Brett Elston:
- Saw Starship Troopers opening night Nov. 7, 1997.
- Cliffy Boner is right.
- Also due to no Asians in his hometown of Illinois, he finds any remotely Asian girls hot.
- "Remember arcades? No you don't."
- CAX "People wheel in their arcade machines and jerk off in each others faces."
- This is where I'm supposed to be. Nerd capital. Everyone here is my friend.
- I was a huge fucking nerd in the 7th grade.
- "mandoesanyonewanttolistentotherestofthismotherfuckingpodcast?" (33:24)
- "God I wish I could marry Cliffy B"
- "You could call me BB!"
- Mikel Reparaz
- (On E3) "They need to rid the Blockbuster employees. I'm sick and tired of getting stuck going to appointments and two morbidly obese slow people are blocking the way."
- "LEIPZIG!" 25:08-09
- "LEIPZIG UN FUHRER!" 25:18-19
- "I don't listen to podcasts, I only eat mayonnaise sandwiches."
- "My dog likes to eat his own poop."
- "I can smell it. Like skin that has never taken a bath."
- [Pac-Man] was originally called Fuck-Man.
- Antista "It was shaped as a piece of fuck. I can fuck this."
- Charlie Barratt
- Vader just don't understand.
- Dan Amrich
- What was the last game Wiz Kids done for Williams? The game was Blaster3D sequel to Defender.
- Antista "Still bored"
- What was the last game Wiz Kids done for Williams? The game was Blaster3D sequel to Defender.
Question of the Week: Worst Shitty Game You Played a Lot?
- Chris Antista: Altered Beast
- Mikel Reparaz: L.A. Beatdown
- Brett Elston: ?
Link: Episode 22