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Date: February 13th, 2009
Length: 2:16:19
Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Charlie.
Special Guest(s): Dan Amrich.
Quote of the week: “If I’m not in the office, and talking to you on AIM, chances are you're getting a lot of silent brown punctuation.”
Intro: The Wizard.
Closing Words: Brett Elston "Boner popsicle." Dan Amrich "I'm supposed to top that?!"
Closing Song: Freddie25 - Wind Waker Unplugged
Content Covered:
- Top 7 Cringeworthy kisses
- Deadly Creatures
- Dead Rising 2
- Retro Game Challenge
- Flower
- Barack Obama is a potty-mouth!
- Chris's "Goonies" molestation story
- Shenmue Tribute
- "Puddle of Mudd" Ace Combat 5 [1:29:00]
- Infogrames Theme Song [1:34:03]
- Chris Antista: "Sounds like a song about all the games that died in a plane crash."
Notable Facts:
- Dan Amrich is open minded about beastality. [6:33-6:40]
- Left 4 Dead was Dan Amrich's favorite game of 2008.
- Dan Amrich owns 4 arcade cabinets at his house.
- Chris Antista's Wii legitmately counted as a tax write-off.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Chris Antista
- "Kill the trees. Fuck the Lorax." [10:07-10:11]
- Wii Fight {15:20-15:40]
- If you were modeling art figurines then force them to have sex by clacking them toegther loudly, that's what the Goldenye romance is like.
- "It's as sexy as geometry can get."
- I'm not much of a homo but I have a story that refutes that."
- I was in breach of contract. I was the cocktease.
- Now I have to sleep with the man to redeem myself.
- X-Blades for some reason it caught my eye.
- I get to write up my Wii as an expense. You can check the records, no personal use.
- Rise of the Fuck Sluts.
- The girl who progressed through the entire movie accusing men of rape (The Wizard)
- TalkRadar best and only podcast for now.
- Apparently you can win iPhones on the forums. I have already won 16.
- You fuck her until you hurt.
- Like a scorpion traveling through a brown birth canal for 8 months of screenshots.
- "I was the big 1-1. I was still wetting my mother. She carried me through the door every day."
- "Goonies" molestation story begins at 37:30 ends around 42:00.
- Went to a gay bar at the age of 15. All mirrors and neon lights. Saw blurry dark dicks.
- Mikel hates circuses. He had bad experiences.
- If you argued about whether the Odyessey is better than the Atari security will throw you out of the building.
- Man I need to shave my taint. It's getting ridiculous.
- What's larger than a Mario Galaxy? Super Mario Galaxy.
- I'm drunk and I'm bored.
- Dan Amrich
- Impersonation of Brett Elston. [57:45-57:53]
- Fanboy rant. [1:03:29-1:03:50]
- I have 4 coin op arcade machines in my garage.
- Mikel Reparaz
- Where is place I can jack you off?
- I don't play videogames because I don't have a VCR.
- They might go for something smaller like Mario Archipelago
- Mario Dodge, iot's about living in a car.
- Mario Apartment
- The cop that beat you up after he put his hands down your pants.
- I saw Max Payne over the weekend and that was shit.
- Retro Game Challenge sounds like a shitty minigame collection
- Chris "Sounds like something Midway would put out, or use to.
- Brett Elston
- 2 weeks I played Jericho and now it's in a Top 7.
Question of the Week 22: Game you associate with a break up?
- Brett Elston: "Enter the Matrix" and the "Hulk" game in the summer of 2003. "Knights of the Old Republic" got him out of the slump.
- Mikel Reparaz: "Legend of Legaia". "Albert Odessey" for Sega Saturn in college.
- Chris Antista: "Donkey Kong County 2"
- About the girl he broke up with: "I wish she wasn't fat and lost her legs."
- Dan Amrich: "I have a perfect life. I never drown my sorrows in games for relationships, just hard drugs"
Link: Episode 38