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Date: February 12th, 2010
Length: 2:24:25
Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Charlie.
Special Guest(s): None
Intro: Jean-Luke Picard talking about the internet
Closing Words: Charlie Barratt "Go to Hell." Chris Antista "That's not nice."
Closing Song: Bill Withers - Lovely Day
Content Covered:
- Top 7 Failed futures of gaming
- Bioshock 2 Review
- Dante's Inferno Review
- NES commercials around the world
- Dr. Mario ad Scatbreak
Notable Facts:
- Starting doing the Number 7 to Number 1 sound effects
- 1st break Chris Antista's goonies story played from exactly a year ago
- mEgAzD EXPOSED Tekken 3 Intro is East 17. Predates Tekken 3 by 2 years
- Chris Antista called his girlfriend a dumbass. Probably for suggesting to buy Bioshock 2 in Wisconsin when no 360 was available. (JUSTIFIABLE USE DUMBASS)
- Duke Lombardi appears again
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Chris Antista:
- "All the money Microsoft gave us is going to Haiti."
- Your dick is letting off steam.
- When a Will Smith movie is 4th of July everybody cleans the fuck up and rushes in.
- I heard the Saboteur was made to fire people.
- "It's not pedophilia if you love them."
- "Space vagina ruining men 200 years from now."
- God I'm upset at women for no apparent reason.
- "It's not pedophilia if you love them."
- I'm not a smart man.
- (Brett) I wish I could think conservatively as you and not think about videogame characters with boners.
- Blinx the Cat a vacuum that can pause time to touch ladies titties.
- "Charlie Barratt just cut a hole, where your hard dick can come out.
- No one noticed that the lead singer of the Spin Doctors got electrocuted?
- Mikel Reparaz:
- "The best thing you can do in Second Life is build a fuckable volcano." 2:06:04
- I remember in high school going to Seattle Art thing and a presenter said 3D rendering is a gad and will be replaced by interactive movies.
- Cops is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
- (Brett) You're still sore that Dark Sector dropped to $3 first week of being released.
- Dante Algheri is dead to care about the videogame.
- Seriously, when you have an erection do yuor balls show through?
- I would use the Portal gun for mundane things like taking a piss in my seat.
- Fine Chris you're not a pedophile for wanting to have sex with them.
- GamePro. They like everything.
- Space Eskimos.
- Chris "Did you know they have 16 different words for pussies?"
- 7 is very good for an interactive movie.
- I played the N-Word demo.
- Chris "Isn't that demo over 200 years old? let me walk him around for a bit."
- Brett Elston
- I haven't used my thumbs since the Activator.
- Really the Spike VGA's are a piece of shit and a popularity contest?
- Do you know who is on the cover of Madden 2003?
- Chris "Fuck if I know. Jose Canseco?"
- You can't have sex with an Elcor.
- Chris "It has an ear. I'll put it somewhere."
- Schindler's List 1080p.
- Do you know why I'm not playing Bioshock 2?
- Chris "Your dick is letting off steam?"
- Charlie Barratt
- Heavy Rain got a 7 so it sucks.
Question of the Week 72: What videogame object would you like to have in real life?
- Charlie Barratt- Sims 2 watercooler
- Brett Elston- the Invertron in Chrono Trigger. So he doesn't need to sleep
- Chris Antista- Time controlled vacuum in Blinx the Cat so he can touch girls titties. Reparaz suggested the Sands of Time because you only need sand.
- Mikel Reparaz- Kuribo's Shoe
Link: Episode 88