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Date: July 11th, 2008
Length: 59:46
Hosts: Chris, Brett, and Mikel.
Special Guest(s): None
Intro: The Dark Knight
Quote of the week: "I'm gonna put it in Candy Kong's neck hole."
Closing Words: Chris Antista "Peace everybody."
Closing Song: Sam & Dave - Hold on I'm comin
Content Covered:
- Top 7 Shower Scenes
- IGN vs. Gamesradar clash of tabloid journalism
- Unoriginal Ideas being stoled
- Babes Week
- Chris Antista mentions that the article was written by a vagina proprietor.
- Everyone agrees that Rock Band 2 needs a shitty song and that song is "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence.
- Chris Antista: "They need one song that is fucking terrible. Everytime I hear that song I feel like walking into a wrestling ring.
- Brett Elston: "Single handedly ruined Daredevil."
- Mikel Reparaz: "Made goths twice as annoying."
Notable Facts:
- Radio DJ voice was first used by Chris Antista to promote a contest for a Guitar Hero DS game. [28:46-28:51]
- "Clustershart" was first coined 10:57 into the podcast.
- Mario 2 joke fail sound effect first used for Chris Antista's quote "Showers in Xenosaga was a funny as the showers in Schindler's List."
- Elston's first gaming crush is Jill Valentine.
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Metal Gear Solid 4
- Was not a patriotic game and lead to Mikel Raparaz and Chris Antista talking like people from the deep south. [16:46-17:08]
- Mikel Raparaz (in a southern voice): "The US is a military state controlled by robots!"
- Chris Antista (also in a southern voice): "They're building a giant barrier between church and state!"
- Was not a patriotic game and lead to Mikel Raparaz and Chris Antista talking like people from the deep south. [16:46-17:08]
- Chris Antista
- Drinking with Paul Ryan and Rich during a 4th of July party and had some good vegetarian chili. Went to a bar and laugh at some shitty women joke, but had to laugh for a long time due to a prolonged fart. [1:09-2:27]
- "I'm going to put it in Candy Kong's neckhole." [16:58-17:05] approx.
- "Command and Conquer 3. That is too many subheadings. I'll play Command and Conquer, or Red Alert, but not both."
- (his neighbors) "Bunch of fuckin, indie, elitest, pretentious, art, fuck sticks.
- "Paul fucking asshole Ryan. That Aryan douchebag that runs Cheat Planet."
- "I'm bringing a Hello Kitty balloon for my daughter. If I had a Hello Kitty shirt while giving the balloon, I would be arrested."
- "Fingering his own urethra."
- Anyone found anything boner inducing.
- I can only make jokes about fucking animals or severed heads. Or fucking severed animal heads.
- You act like I made Schindler's List.
- Remember when pubic hair was the size of Chihuahua dogs?
- What happened to walking axe wounds?
- Street Fighter IV for urethra purposes only.
- Mikel Reparaz
- "I'll show you fidgeting, you fucking assholes." [38:54-38:58]
- "What a second! Oh my God!" (on playing PC games)
- "The graphics have progressed to the point, you should actually see him in the background jerking off."
- "Getting it way up there. To the knuckle."
- We're talking about dicks here people.
- Fable 2 "I want to play it and grow apples and feed those apples to my dog. Then feed to my children which I will feed to a monster.
- 14 year old girls.
- Chris "You know the bookmarks I favorited."
Link: Episode 9