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Date: March 19th, 2010
Length: 2:43:40
Hosts: Chris, Brett, Mikel, and Tyler.
Special Guest(s): None
Intro: Glee
Closing Words: Tyler: "That's it, Motherfuckin' TalkRadar."
Closing Song: The Replacements - Alex Chilton
Content Covered:
- Top 7 least interactive games
- Pokemon Heart/Gold Soul Silver (Guido impressions ensue) starts at 49:20
- God of War III voice actors and sex audio [1]
- Final Fantasy XIII
- Chris Antista's 30th Birthday roast (30 is also a fuck years old)
Notable Facts:
- Tyler Wilde mentioned Bolo 12 times. 11 times more than any other podcast he was in. (Did actually mention Bolo once in TalkRadar 43) Exactly one podcast year ago
- Chris Antista skipped a whole day of work to play Final Fantasy XIII.
- Mikel Reparaz's Shy Fonzie was created.
- Tyler Wilde mentions failed Tokyo Elevator podcast
Funny Stories and Quotes:
- Chris Antista:
- "When your life is a Waterloo, you need Octillery."
- "Squirtle squirts water in your eye. Try fighting blind motherfucka! Quick and effective."
- "It's like you're boxing a nipple." [1:13:56-1:13:57]
- You're not going to look any better by watching the biggest loser on NBC.
- It's going to be liquortime. Stay tuned children.
- Hit a girl in the face with a dick. Women love that shit.
- We're in the realm of professional reviews, not like Jim Sterling.
- Look at me go mothafucka, I'm liquid shit!
- I farted on your jacket.
- Mikel "You Motherfucker!"
- The game isn't on DOS you don't care.
- In the future they thought that Fax machines would run off liquid nitrogen.
- Was it hard to walk in all that pussy?
- Have you seen the size of my dick? I can ride that to work.
- I don't jerk off to Sailor Moon because I'm busy jerking off to Pokemon.
- I love licking cysts.
- I look more shabby compared to all the people I'm with.
- Mikel Reparaz:
- "Yes. It's gots the swords with the chains."
- "I don't think I should kick the computer."
- Not only did the moustache save him it brought him back to life.
- You know you're not going to get better with a sword playing Bushido Blade.
- There needs to be a game called wheelchair bound commando.
- I got in a huge fight with Carolyn arguing whether possesive should be s apsotrophe or apsotrophe s until I was red in the fucking face. I was seething red and I couldn't see straight.
- Indigo Prophecy is a great game everyone should play to a certain point."
- In the year 2010 we will be celebrating Jesus's 10th anniversary ruling overa a people made of pure energy!" [31:33-31:38]
- WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING!? [2:16:17]
- STFU [2:12:36] [2:12:47]
- We're giving away prize vans.
- Chris "Filled with Subway sandwiches."
- Tyler Wilde:
- "Just slap their tits, over and over again. [1:14:09-11]
- Bolo I had a huge fight with Edward telling him why it's the best game ever made.
- Oh my god you guys suck.
- I love chinspired. Very Chinsperational.
- Being into Anime is better than having a social life.
- The Snorlax is fucking sleepy though.
- Mirrors Edge is a great game to play for 14 hours and be done forever.
- All Chris and I talk about is dying young.
- Brett Elston
- Fuck you kids. Give me all my Pokemon back!
- Chris shouldn't feel bad for turning 30. Your age is a state of mind and with the way Chris plays with Disney toys and dresses in leftover children's t- shirts and spends most of his time speaking to teenage boys on twitter, He's clearly only 13. Fucks homeless men for money.
- I forgot about FAT AZZ.
- N64 had the most racist colors. Watermelon, Jungle Green, Black Smoke, Grape
- Chris "Cotton white, Whip welt red."
- I'll write an essay on why Just Dance is an awesome song.
Question of the Week 76: What is your nerdiest moment?
- Brett Elston- In Metropolis Illinois buying Magic the Gathering cards at a comic convention.
- Tyler Wilde- buying over priced manga from some artist signed in gold gel pen. When to a lot of conventions with his sister in San Jose and Las Vegas. His parents gambled a lot
- Chris Antista- meeting stand up comic Doug Stanhope. Very drunk, couldn't speak properly.
- Mikel Reparaz- Head of the college anime club. For a club fair was in a sailor dress. Also a huge grammar nazi, and his face was red arguing over the 's or s' in some possessive noun at Carolyn.
Link: Episode 93