First mentioned in TalkRadar 96, Johnny Applesperm is a man that shoots his seed all over southeast America. While his last name is Applesperm, he is not a fruit fucker. He wears a pot on his head like Johnny Appleseed. Instead of chopping trees and planting apples into the ground, Johnny Applesperm plants his seed into vagina orchards otherwise known as Cunt Trees. Ever since discovered masturbation, Johnny Applesperm hasn't let a day go by of planting seed.

Probability of Johnny Applesperm getting a girl pregnant in Southeast America

As long as there is vaginas, the odds are high.

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